Breaking News: The DNA results are in an Larry Birkhead is the father of Anna Nicole’s daughter, Dannielynn. Larry actually said, “I told you so!” Seriously, 10 year-olds say that. Brilliant!
We’re sorry to have to say this, Howard K. Stern, but you are no longer in the running towards becoming America’s Next Top Anna Nicole Baby Daddy. You must immediately return to the house and pack your belongings and leave.
According to recent statements, Howard K. Stern has claimed that he will not challenge custody of Dannielynn. No word yet if Virgie Arthur will be bringing her camera crew with her to IHOP.