Thatâs right, Iâm back! I saved some whales, sponsored Britney, opened a school for girls in a third world country, but am now back. Of course I leave on the day when the Anna Nicole news broke and as each day passed and the story got crazier I couldnât believe I didnât have my laptop. Oh well, thatâs whales for ya. So by now there is no reason to discuss the Anna Nicole death, but the cast of characters that are entering this story as each day passesâŠwell the story basically writes itself.
So the latest in the twisted story is that Anna Nicoleâs mother, Virgie Arthur (seriously, what?), is saying that Howard K Stern is definitely not the babyâs father. Hasnât she been estranged from Anna for years? How would she know if Howard was the father? Virgie (again, what?) has been âvacationingâ in the Bahamas for the past few days and by âvacationingâ I actually mean âcrazy stalking the island until she can get a glimpse of little Danniellynnâ and is petitioning for her to go to Larry Birkhead, whom she thinks is the real baby-daddy. Virgie is also saying that she doesnât want custody of the baby and she doesnât want any of the inheritance. Sure. Please, there is so much money on the line that I may toss my hat in the ring saying that I may be the babyâs father. Stay tuned for more white-trash family fighting from life to the afterlife.