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America’s Next Top Model Hates Autism

Author: ibbb Updated: November 28, 2007

I may be hunting Olsen Slut and the like in LA, but that doesn’t mean that America’s Next Top Model recapper, Jenny, didn’t come through this week! Below is the brilliance of Jenny. Jenny + China = Hysterics. Here’s what Jenny said went down:
  • Ding-a-ding-ding…..ding-ding-ding!!!!!!!!!!! The girls are in China. I hope nobody gets a Shanghai Surprise. Whatever that is.
  • The girls have “go sees” this week. They hop into cabs, along with another passenger who is speaking all kinds of Chinese. I hope these translators don’t give the girls the old moo-goo-gai-pan.
  • Heather says she can’t understand the map because it’s all in Chinese. “It’s all Greek to me” she says. Ummmm, yeah. Or it’s all CHINESE genius.
  • Only Bianca and Saleisha make it back to the agency in time. Jenah and Chantal are late and Heather can’t even find her cabbie-san. All three are disqualified.
  • Bianca wins the challenge and appears in the ad campaign for the 2008 Olympics in Beijing. Her picture is displayed on a boat in the harbor. The girls squeal with delight.
  • I am SO annoyed with Jaslene and her “Thees iz ma life az a cow-ver garl”commercials.
  • It’s photo shoot time. This week the girls have to stand out in a crowd. The “crowd” consists of dudes waving Chinese dragons on sticks. The dragon wavers look like this is the last place they want to be. Scorpion bowls anyone?
  • Jenah is a witch.
  • Miss J’s hair should be illegal.
  • Tyra is Dim Sum. What?
  • Jenah and Heather are in the bottom two. Who is NOT going to Beijing?
  • Heather is eliminated. She looks shocked.
  • Looks like Heather got the Shanghai Surprise. Sorry Heather, no substitutions.

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