I may be hunting Olsen Slut and the like in LA, but that doesnāt mean that Americaās Next Top Model recapper, Jenny, didnāt come through this week! Below is the brilliance of Jenny. Jenny + China = Hysterics. Hereās what Jenny said went down:
- Ding-a-ding-dingā¦..ding-ding-ding!!!!!!!!!!! The girls are in China. I hope nobody gets a Shanghai Surprise. Whatever that is.
- The girls have āgo seesā this week. They hop into cabs, along with another passenger who is speaking all kinds of Chinese. I hope these translators donāt give the girls the old moo-goo-gai-pan.
- Heather says she canāt understand the map because itās all in Chinese. āItās all Greek to meā she says. Ummmm, yeah. Or itās all CHINESE genius.
- Only Bianca and Saleisha make it back to the agency in time. Jenah and Chantal are late and Heather canāt even find her cabbie-san. All three are disqualified.
- Bianca wins the challenge and appears in the ad campaign for the 2008 Olympics in Beijing. Her picture is displayed on a boat in the harbor. The girls squeal with delight.
- I am SO annoyed with Jaslene and her āThees iz ma life az a cow-ver garlācommercials.
- Itās photo shoot time. This week the girls have to stand out in a crowd. The ācrowdā consists of dudes waving Chinese dragons on sticks. The dragon wavers look like this is the last place they want to be. Scorpion bowls anyone?
- Jenah is a witch.
- Miss Jās hair should be illegal.
- Tyra is Dim Sum. What?
- Jenah and Heather are in the bottom two. Who is NOT going to Beijing?
- Heather is eliminated. She looks shocked.
- Looks like Heather got the Shanghai Surprise. Sorry Heather, no substitutions.