Sanjaya’s Smile Makes Me Nervous

(Please sing the next 3 sentences to the tune of “How Much is that Doggy in the Window”)

How much is that pedophile in the window, the one with the stringy perm. How much is that diddler in the window. I do hope that diddler is registered.

Seriously? What the hell is up with Sanjaya’s spooky smile? In every picture it either looks like he’s legit doing “Sanjaya’s” in his pants or he is planning to start diddling. It’s really a toss up at this point. Sanjaya is literally where Michael Jackson is in his life right now, but at the age of like 17. I’m waiting to see pictures of Sanjaya holding his sister, Shyamali, over the balcony. At the same time I can actually see Sanjaya moon-walking on top of a limo with a black umbrella at his very own child molestation trial. Relax, relax. I’m just kidding. I don’t think he’ll use an umbrella.

These spooky photos were taken of Sanjayjay while he was getting ready to frighten Regis and Kelly (minus Regis).
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