Isnāt American Idol quite the wholesome family show? The singing, the dancing, the audience applause. Well you sick rat bastards did you know that one of your favorite American Idol contestants, David Hernandez, used to show his dingleberry and bum for money? Yup. Rumor has it that David used to work as a stripper at āDickās Cabaretā in sunny Arizona and would ādo the lapdancesā the kids like on a mostly male crowd. Now, no judgements but didnāt Frenchie Davis have pictures of herself in a bra that also doubled as tarp at Fenway Park on a website and she got the boot for it? There is no word yet if this rumor is true or if David gets the boot, but Iām thinking that American Idol may take part in big boob discrimination, one of the earliest types of discrimination I believe. Supposedly there are pictures of David out on the Internet, but thatās just one Google search Iām not ready to perform. Iāll stick to cameltoe, hoo-ha flashes, and the occasional upskirt, but dingleberry postings is a line Iām not ready to cross.
Oh by the way, my favorite line of the article that I found this information on was an interview by the strip club manager that said, āBryan said he was aware that Hernandez was a vocalist, but that Hernandez never sang at the club.ā Really? He never sang? Any strip club that I went to always had the girls belting out tunes, as that is what most people there are there forā¦no?