• Skip to primary navigation
  • Skip to main content
  • Skip to primary sidebar
  • Skip to footer

IBBB

  • For Men
    • Dad
    • Uncle
    • Brother
    • Teenage Boys
    • Colognes in 2021
    • Style & Fashion
      • Jeans
      • Sneakers
      • Dress Shoes
      • Grooming
    • Subscription Boxes
  • For Women
    • Mom
    • Aunt
    • Sister
    • Teenage Girls
    • Best Friends
    • Perfumes in 2021
  • Tech & Gadgets
  • Fun Toys
    • Blume Dolls
    • Pixies Flyers
    • LOL Surprise
      • OMG Remix
      • Super Surprise
      • Surprise Plane
      • The New Glamper
    • Complete List
  • Sales & Deals
    • Grilling
    • Washing Machines
    • Bath Towels
    • Down Comforters
    • Bed Sheets
    • Vacuums
    • All Sales
  • The Gift Guide
    • Kids (Boys & Girls)
    • Parents
    • Whole Family
    • Last Minute
    • Couples
    • Personalized
  • Holidays
    • Valentine’s Day
    • Easter
    • Mother’s Day
    • Father’s Day
    • Halloween
    • Christmas

American Idol: Sanjaya Gets a Home Perm

By ibbb Updated: March 14, 2007

As my buddy Andrew perfectly said, “I love it when Paula takes klonopin.” You know what? I do too. American Idol has the craziest cast of characters in the top 12. To sum up, most of the singers crapped the bed. Moving on here are some highlights for me:
  • Simon tells Ryan to come out of the closet. Ryan’s tan goes from brown to red.
  • Paula Abdul cries when “Doolittle” sings and then appears to be crying at her very own words.
  • Sanjaya literally got a home perm. No joke. It was the kind of home perm that my mom gave to my sister when she was like 10 years old. For me it was a toss up between Shirley Temple and Rhea Perlman. While Sanjaya was not really ready for his song, he is ready for the prom with a hairstyle like that. Good for him. Good for Ogilvy.
  • Diana Ross continually tells the rocker chick to “pronounciate” her words. Seriously, she told her like 7 times to “pronounciate” her words. Isn’t it “annunciate?” When my spell check didn’t pick it up I figured she was wrong. F7 rules.
  • When you forget the lyrics and all else fails just throw up your hands like it was intentional. It worked for Haley.
  • Paula insults the audience by claiming that “half the time you mess up the lyrics the audience doesn’t know…the audience doesn’t know anything.” Hmm. Paula, are you the audience then?
  • The bald dude comes out to sing. I fall asleep. When I awake, I wonder why Bull from Night Court is performing. I fall back asleep and dream of Markie Post.
  • During the final moments of the show I wonder why/how I watched 2-hours of this. I then wonder how about 9 of these people ever made it to Hollywood. I then feel sad for myself.

And This Too:

  • American Idol Recap: Who Goes Home
  • American Idol: Country Music. Ouch.
  • Dear American Idol Contestants,
  • Sanjaya Literally Murdered Gwen Stefani

Filed Under: american idol recap

Primary Sidebar

Get Social

  • Email
  • Facebook
  • Pinterest
  • Twitter

Oh Hey!

IBBB hopes you love these product recommendations. When you choose to buy our editorially chosen picks, we may earn affiliate commissions from the links on this page. It helps keep the lights on around here! Read more here.

Footer

About Us

Contact Us
Affiliate Disclosure
Privacy Policy
Ad Partner
Ad Policies

Copyright © 2021 IBBB, Inc.