Yeah. I mean, even I’m not going to be the jerk who makes fun of the episode where the finance/father dies, the baby almost dies, and everyone is trying to get over the unexpected drowning. Sure I could toss in a joke about the toilet paper and tape that was holding together the eyeglasses of the mother or the part-puffy-leather-couch-part-navajo-cushions but I would just be the guy making fun of the poor things poor people have who are trying to overcome a horrific accident. Plus there was way too many freckles for one person to take in this episode. Overall it was just a downer and I’m saving up all my energy for the premiere of Teen Mom on June 12th (in the year of our Lord).
You can’t win for losing. I have no idea what that means. Therefore, I decided to take the Physical Challenge instead of recapping the sadness.