"The Bangs Monster" and "Gappy Tooth" Ain't No Audrina and Lo

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What are we into now like 25 or 30 episodes into The City?  I’m pretty sure I’ve seen at least 27 episodes.  I don’t know what it is, but I can’t seem to really warm up to The Bangs Monster or Whitney’s other sidekick, Gappy Tooth.  Because of this I’ve decided that their actual names aren’t important.  Regardless, how come Olivia is never photographed at any of these events? Perhaps Whitney and Ozzy Bobby killed her?  Maybe that’s in the season finale?

AnythinK, Whitney Port and her stragglers were all awkward smiles while attending some fashion shows and after-parties in NYC during fashion week.  Speaking of which, didn’t fashion week just finish about 2 months ago?  Is fashion week once a month?

Be sure to check back at IBBB tonight at 10pm EST where I will be live twittering/blogging The City.  That’s right.  If even one person “shows up” to this, I’ll be shocked.  Ole.

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