So, Uh, This is the Future of The Hills

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Good morning.  If you’re like me (a loser) and have been up at night trying to figure out how they’ll continue to shoot The Hills without the beloved Lauren Conrad, I may just have the answer for you.  You see, the wondrous photos above are from actual scenes that are being shot for the new season of The Hills.  Who is carrying the show, you ask? Why that’s Kristin Cavallari, Brody Jenner, his alleged alcoholic girlfriend Jayde, and LOser.  At this point why not just pull people off the street and ask them if they’d like to be in it? 

The new douche-bag gang headed out to a Mexican restaurant in LA to dine on tacos and Bud Light.  Oh, and Brody dressed in stereotypical Mexican garb.  For those of you, like me, who were going to miss Lauren’s mustche, worry no more because clearly Brody is paying tribute to it in the above scene.

Imagine if the creators of The Hills were using this episode to pitch the show to MTV?  They’re like, “….and we’ll put some dented cans of Bud Light on the table and then, get this, Bruce Jenner’s son will wear a sombrero and mustache whilst they eat!  So, um, how many episodes would you like to purchase?”

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