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— IBBB (@ibbb) August 7, 2014
I missed last week, but think I'm all caught up…Leah is addicted to Tums, right? #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) August 7, 2014
Aubree is totally an accomplice in her "daddy drives lawsuit." Moreover, her mom is orange. Motion to strike. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) August 7, 2014
Best Jail Roommates = Adam, Nathan, Jenelle, and Amber. It's like the Golden Girls of our generation. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) August 7, 2014
Is that hairdresser painting on smarts to Kail's head? Yes, right? #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) August 7, 2014
I like how Kail & Vee are now friends. It totally clears Kail when she's brought up on murder charges.She has a case of the kills #TeenMom2
— IBBB (@ibbb) August 7, 2014
SAT Prep Question: Kail doesn't drink as Suzi doesn't drink…like the sun isn't hot. Also, I got a 720 on my SATs #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) August 7, 2014
I'm sorry is Leah wearing a headset like Judy the TimeLife operator? Send me my free football phone! #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) August 7, 2014
So is Leah off the drugs or no? And by "the drugs" I mean "Flintstones chewables." #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) August 7, 2014
If I was on TV I'd brush my hair. I think it just makes sense. Call me old fashion. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) August 7, 2014
Do all poor people have freckles? Or is that just what my eyes see? #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) August 7, 2014
— IBBB (@ibbb) August 7, 2014
Barb sitting in a wicker chair with a fried chicken neck and pushed up boobs = EVERYTHING. It's simple math. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) August 7, 2014
Jenelle is lonely with her BF in prison. She should totally go on a banging-spree. Getting approval from a non-existent dad is tough.
— IBBB (@ibbb) August 7, 2014
Wow @intouchweekly just retweeted me. I assume this is what an Teen Choice Award feels like. Thanks, for real! #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) August 7, 2014
Welp. Adam and I have the same Superman t-shirt. I'll be setting fire to my body before the end of the episode. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) August 7, 2014
Adam's arm tattoos make me feel like he's looking for a job in finance, no? #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) August 7, 2014
I mean I think the main takeaway is if you're in highschool, just do hand pleasure and get a good night sleep. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) August 7, 2014
Why is Kail freaking out?! Suzi can breastfeed, especially if Lincoln loves White Russians. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) August 7, 2014
I've been Live-Tweeting #TeenMom 2 for 2 seasons. Why doesn't MTV want to interview me/sue me? #ImQualified
— IBBB (@ibbb) August 7, 2014
I once knew a girl who was a teen mom. She lived in a homeless shelter pre-reality television. I'm old. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) August 7, 2014
Jenelle let the dogs out?! FINALLY that question is answered. Good night! #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) August 7, 2014
Awwww. Jenelle mothers that dog like Barb mothered Jenelle. And this, boys and girls, is the circle of life. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) August 7, 2014
"Eat your fruit so you can take a bath." West Virginia problems! #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) August 7, 2014
Leah doesn't look skanky as much as she looks skunky. Minor difference. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) August 7, 2014
STFU about wheelchair insurance. For real, I'll just buy it for her. I'm not kidding. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) August 7, 2014
Jeremy just listed off 4 things, yet counted with 10 fingers. Math is hard when you lay the pipe for a living. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) August 7, 2014
Welcome to all my new Twitter followers tonight! I've been here for 7 years. You're late. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) August 7, 2014
You may make fun of #TeenMom for still being on the air, but I'd watch Barb do 'the snake' for 60 minutes twice a week. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) August 7, 2014
Backdoor Farrah to "I have no doors" Leah #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) August 7, 2014
I love when waiters at a restaurant wear a tie. It's like eating calamari at Buckingham Palace #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) August 7, 2014
How does Kail know nothing about drinking!? It's like Suzi taught her nothing (for those 2 years she had custody or her) #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) August 7, 2014
So cute Chelsea taught her 3 year old to duck-lips every picture. See you in porn! #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) August 7, 2014
Randy: Dentist by day, lawyer by night. FUPA by always. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) August 7, 2014
I see you one Febreeze commercial and I raise you two Education Connection commercials
— IBBB (@ibbb) August 7, 2014
It's like Jenelle doesn't know what to say when she's not screaming at people. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) August 7, 2014
Nathan is making jail seem AWESOME! I mean, showers WITH curtains?! Who can I kill to get there? #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) August 7, 2014
Please. Jace doesn't know if he's talking to Nathan or Keiffer or Pirate Mike or the milk man. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) August 7, 2014
You can't buy a washer and dryer in W. VA b/c they expect you to beat your clothes against a rock at the river. #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) August 7, 2014
Seems odd that no one on #TeenMom figured out the whole "Real-Housewives-Start-Selling-a-Liquor" strategy.
— IBBB (@ibbb) August 7, 2014
That time In Touch Magazine Tweeted me and I found my self-worth
@ibbb we like you, we really like you! #famous 😉
— In Touch Weekly (@intouchweekly) August 7, 2014
So. Chelsea is grabbing drinks with Swedish singing sensation Robyn and Hitler, no? #TeenMom #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) August 7, 2014
Can I send out a press release about no one having lip piercings since 2003? How do I submit that? #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) August 7, 2014
Oh Jesus, Suzi started on cranberry and vodka too! (when she was 5) #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) August 7, 2014
I am so old for "da club" that I'd rather take Nathan's prison time (due to the amount of sleep I could catch up on) #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) August 7, 2014
I hit pause upwards of 37 times and I couldn't spot Janet booty-poppin' in a cage. Where's Waldo is getting waaay harder and junk #TeenMom2
— IBBB (@ibbb) August 7, 2014
I believe we're witnessing Jace and Jenelle's first meal ever together. It's like the Last Supper of our generation #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) August 7, 2014
I don't think Jenelle knows the dogs don't speak English. Also, #TheNewMichaelVick #TeenMom2
— IBBB (@ibbb) August 7, 2014
Jenelle let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof woof!) #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) August 7, 2014
Leah and Jeremy may be fighting in the truck, but I'm spending my time figuring out if she's sporting a Topsy-Tail #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) August 7, 2014
Welp. Another fast hour and another 60 minutes of having no clue what I just watched. Thx for following along! #TeenMom2 #MTV
— IBBB (@ibbb) August 7, 2014