Couples Who Wax Their Eyebrows Together Stay Together

snooki-boyfriend

It’s like where does his hair end and her face begin?  Or where does her hair end and his face begin?  If I wasn’t being told this was Snooki’s new boyfriend I would have just assumed it was a caricature rendering of Snooki on the street at the Super Bowl being held up next to the real Snooki.

The Sophia Loren of our generation, Snooki Polizzi told Radar Online all the important details of her new boyfriend: “He is actually a body builder and works at the gym.  He is just like my typical guido juicehead with like a good personality.  We’re the sexiest couple I have ever seen in my entire life so I am excited for everybody to see that.”

And you totally know Jesus is thinking, “And I died on the cross for this?!”

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