Couples Who Workout Together…


What’s that saying? Couples who workout together are losers? Oh wait, or is it couples who workout together are technically 2 bitches? Either way, I’ve had enough of these two. Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon were caught leaving a private yoga class in Santa Monica the other day. Seriously, what couple exercises together? I don’t know what it is, but there’s something about Reese that makes me feel like she just sucks the life out of everyone around her. And I know everyone loves Reese Witherspoon, but I think she wreaks of day old douche.

As a sidenote, from the looks of what Jake is wearing with his short shorts and socks and sandals, I’m pretty sure he’s offended every Asian tourist that walks around NYC. All that was missing was the camera around his neck. Oh who cares. I own it.

Anyway, everyone still wants to know if Jake and Reese are really a couple of just friends? I say, who the hell cares. Either they’re dating and doing yoga together or friends and doing yoga together. Regardless they should both get a few rounds on the electric chair for being boring.

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