1. When I woke up and remembered sentencing started at 10am, I opened up every piece of social media and was like…
2. And then I waited…and waited. And then waited some more. Then I waited again and was like…
3. Then I read the Tweet that Joe’s sentencing was ready to begin and I was like…
4. When everyone around me was trying to talk and ask me questions and I was like…
5. When I heard that Joe was sentenced to 41-months in prison and I was like…
6. When Joe’s lawyer tried to convince the Judge to send Joe to rehab instead of jail for alcoholism I was like…
7. And then I waited for Teresa to be sentenced….like….all day and I was like…
8. And waiting all day gave me this big attitude with everyone who tried talking to me and I was like…
9. I figured Teresa was sick of this sh*t too and probably told the Judge…
10. But I kept waiting all day. 7 hours, in fact. Refreshing Twitter 3,093,012 times. And I was like…
11. When Teresa had to address the Judge I assumed she was like…
12. Followed by an abrupt…
13. When Teresa’s lawyer asked the Judge to consider house-arrest for Teresa and that didn’t work out well…
14. When Teresa was sentenced to 15 months and I was like…
15. But I thought all of this was like a….
16. But we all knew who would be taking this the hardest…