Obviously, There Has to Be Something Else. It’s Not Just Name Change and Arrested!

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Well if that face doesn’t ring in the New Year, I don’t know what does!  Danielle Staub from the Real Housewives of New Jersey celebrated the New Year with her alleged boyfriend, Dr. Michael Fiorillo at the China Club in NYC.  Random drunken sources are also claiming that her boyfriend is also her plastic surgeon as well.  Well at least we can finally put a face with that eyebrow and cheek work.  Sleep well, America, the mystery is solved.

All the recent success of MTV’s “Jersey Shore” really made me miss the the elder Guidette’s of Real Housewives of New Jersey.  Is it wrong that I only want to see television shows where the cast members are from Jersey?  That’s normal, right?  Also, are we getting a sneak peak of Danielle’s “gentlemen greeter” in the second picture?  Don’t stare directly at it or you are likely to turn to stone.

If you didn’t want this to happen, why’d ya bring the book then?

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