Paris Hilton Shoe Shopping Cameltoe

Ah good times. Clearly, it’s time to play everyones favorite game The ImBringingBloggingBack Cameltoe Rating System…to the Stars! You know the rating system, you can be awarded up to 5 camels. Paris Hilton and one of the male versions of The Olsen Twins were out and about doing a little pointless shoe shopping when all of a sudden, out of nowhere, Paris was struck down with a case of camelitis. I am awarding Paris 3 out of 5 camels. Originally I was going to give her 2.5 camels, but then I thought, “You know what? Paris’ pants are the color of camels so let’s award her another half camel to make it a whopping 3 camels.” I really thought all that. I have problems. Many problems.

In other Paris Hilton news she is reportedly getting her own reality show again. This time she’s looking for a new friend and will film her challenging journey. The writers strike is over. Do we really need this?

Special thanks goes to Shira from cyberspace who emailed me this photo just to show me the cameltoe. Now that’s dedication to the cause. Thanks Shira! You win nothing.
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