Paris Hilton: A Brand New Skank

Don’t think that once Paris Hilton exits prison she’ll be going back to her old partying ways. Sadly, we won’t be able to play the favorite IBBB game, “Is That Paris Hilton Ass, Boob, or Stanky Putanky?” anymore. Sad. Very Sad. Paris had a brief prison interview with Ryan Seacrest and claims, “I’m so much more grateful for everything that I have, even just to have a pillow at night or food. You know my gratitude has gone up so much and I just realize that the media used me to make fun of and be mean about it. Frankly [I’m] sick of it and I want to use my fame in a good way.”

Now, will Paris give up her skank-ways? I hope not. If I can’t write about Paris whoring around town, I’m not sure what the point of me having this site is. Maybe it turns into a 7-day a week Harriet Carter blog? Let’s hope Lindsay doesn’t get on the straight and narrow or I’m in trouble!

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