Nelly Furtado Sells Out and It Works!

Since year 2 of IBBB is all about selling out, I fully support others who like to embrace the spirit of selling out, i.e. Nelly Furtado. Nelly dragged her ass to the pre-VMA party at the Mirage hotel in Vegas the other day and surprised everyone with her new blond hair and eyebrows. While many people are up in arms about this change I say “good for her” in quotes. When push comes to shove I think everyone should go blond. Hopefully the next step will be for Nelly Furtado to change her name to Nelly Smith or Nelly O’Brien. I’m looking for something extra generic. First thing starts with the blond hair and a few steps forward we can all hope to see Nelly Furtado’s “gentleman greeter” stepping out of a limo. Perhaps rehab after that? One can only hope. Life isn’t as fun when there’s not a train wreck to watch. Fingers (and eyes) crossed…but not for too long. You can go blind from that I think. I don’t know. Someone try it out and tell me what happens.

Nelly Furtado Sells Out and It Works!

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