Lindsay Lohan’s Boobs Say “Hey.”

Lindsay No Pants was off vacationing in the Caribbean with her new “friend” Calum Best. I have no idea what those two words mean. Anyway, Lindsay spent a little time in the water when all of a sudden her boob popped right out of her bathing suit. No one saw that coming! Some people are saying it’s her nipple. I say it’s a freckle. Actually, scratch that, I think it is a cluster of freckles. She should have that looked at. I hope Lindsay is wearing sunblock. I don’t know what we’d do if we saw her without her signature pasty-white skin. But…I digress.
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