Lohan Should Have Gone With a Different Background for Her Mugshot

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Well, there you have it. Lohan’s mugshot.  I think the orange jumpsuit really brings out her eyes and hides the freckle farm too.  Yawn.  Lohan should have asked for some alternative mugshot backgrounds that would really send a message to the public that she’s ok, having fun, and being easy, breezy, beautiful.  Here are some of my favorite options for Linds Lo:

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The Laser Background:  It says, “You can’t control me.  Suck it, blue background.”

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Blue Background: It says, “Fine, I’ll listen.”

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Magic Kingdom Background:  It says, “I’m the king of this castle, bitch!  Please don’t hurt me.  Ow.  Ouch.”

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Moon Landing Background:  It says, “I’ll trade you my moon for a carton of Misty 120’s.”

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Georgia Rule Background: It says, “You can’t play connect the freckles with your tongue.  Georgia rule!”

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Jesse Spano Freak-Out Background:  It says, “I’m so excited.  I’m so, so, scared!”

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Brady Bunch Background:  It says, “Ann B Davis who?  What, what!”

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