…In Other News…

Happy 21st birthday my dearest Lindsay. We’ve been through a lot of good times together over the past 21 years. We’ve gotten to see you in The Parent Trap as a child and then we got to see your “gentleman greeter” while you were getting off of a boat, out of a car, and surprisingly while riding a unicycle (ok so I made that one up). While many are wishing you well, I will do the same. Although, I stand by my original wish of you just learning how to maintain your drinking and drug use, not quitting cold turkey. Remember, a sober Lindsay is a boring Lindsay. You’ll probably even lose movie roles over it. What? Just saying…In other news…

~ Britney and a Dog ~ CelebritySmack
~ Has Doherty Cheated on Moss? Really? ~ AgentBedHead
~ Rosie Perez is Alive ~ DrunkenStepFather
~ Simpson Sister Update ~ PopBytes
~ Sharpova Shows a Little ~ NinjaDude
~ What Skank Opened Up a Laundry Mat? ~ EvilBeet
~ Photos from Concert for Diana because… ~ POTP

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