Breaking News: Jodie Sweetin Got Married

Clearly I have an unhealthy obsession with the cast of Full House and Full House references so I only see it fitting that I fill you all in on the news that Jodie Sweetin, Stephanie Tanner, recently got married in Vegas. Jodie, who is only 25, has been married once before but her marriage crumbled when Jodie got addicted to Crystal Meth. See what happens when you start out by going to Gia’s make-out party? First you’re attending a make-out party and then you’re hooked on meth. It’s a natural progression. Anyway, no word if the Olsen Skanks attended the Vegas wedding, but one thing is for sure…Papooli definitely didn’t attend the wedding because he died while visiting the Tanners. We’ll miss you Papooli, but you’ll always be there in spirit…and in reruns.
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