Jessica Simpson Cameltoe Palooza

Everyone now and then my job is easy. Other times it’s tough. This one? Easy. Special thanks go out to avid IBBB readers Terra and Erica who brought this picture to my attention and requested that I add it to the site. No problem, skanks! Not only was this a home run for me, but it also allows us to play the “The ImBringingBloggingBack Celebrity Cameltoe Rating System…to the Stars!” game. At this point, you know how this works. Each celebrity can receive up to 5 camels awarded to them (just think a ghetto version of Star Search). Jessica Simpson, who was showing off her latest elderly “I just had a stroke” outfit while she was at Winston’s in LA the other night, rocked the powder blue cameltoe, but she kind of half-ass’d it. This was quite disappointing. However, IBBB still has awarded Jessica with 2 out of 5 camels. To be frank, I’m a bit disappointed in Jessica’s cameltoe. We’ve seen much better from her in the past. Hopefully she will read this and will try to impress us a little more next time. Thanks for trying kid. Enjoy your camel trophy. It’s in the mail.

Special thanks to IBBB readers Erica and Terra for alerting me on this. I encourage all of you to send me photos so I can be ever lazier then I already am. Good day.

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