A Non-White-Trash Spears

I heard this rumor that there was a possibility that someone connected directly to the Spears family was not white-trash. So, since I am an investigative reporter (and surgeon) I would do a little digging to see if this was true. After I finished practicing my flash cards, I found out that Britney’s little sister, Jamie-Lynn, was at the premiere of the Nancy Drew movie in LA. This really got me to thinking, couldn’t Jamie-Lynn just take over for Britney? I think that’s a brilliant idea. She could 100% mimic Britney’s entire career, record her same albums, do her same movie, but just make every opposite choice that Britney made and see how it turns out. This way at least we’ll know if Britney ever had a fighting chance. Oh, and Jaime-Lynn should try to do every to the left…you know, just because.
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