Why My Facebook Spam-Whore Could Change My Life

Time and time again we’re all bombarded with Friend requests in that special “secondary folder” in our Facebook inbox. Sometimes even mail lives there.  So, I click that folder open in hopes that it’s someone writing to change my life by presenting me with my own television show because, well, I’m pretty sure that’s how that works…right?  I just checked via Wikipedia and it does.  Moving on.

Sadly most times it’s just a junk-mail message from some form of a spam-whore. You know the type.  Sure it’s flattering and makes me feel special, but I usually just delete these.  Per usual, Oprah’s voice popped into my head and instructed me (by law) to dream big.  Maybe this is what she was talking about?  So I figured instead of just deleting my junk-mail message from my latest spam-whore, Angela, I’d reply back and…well…ask for some stuff, you know, like she was an illegal Santa Claus.  The way I see it is that if she’s really looking for a relationship with  me she’d probably be willing to get me some stuff.  So I went for it and sent my list of big ticket items I’d like from her.  Let’s she if she’s down.  I could be married by the summer!  You guys are all invited.

I’ll keep you posted if she responds.  Fingers illegally crossed!

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