Heidi Montag Plastic Surgery Photos: An Open Discussion

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I’ve had a few days for the Heidi Montag post plastic surgery pictures to settle into my barely there mind.  I’d like to go on record saying that I actually do not think that she had as many procedures as she claims and believe this is all just another publicity stunt for an upcoming book and/or show for Heidi and Steve Sanders (Spencer Pratt).  However, if this is the real deal I actually feel sad for her, as she’s dumber than Audrina which, in all reality, is no small feat.

Heidi doesn’t look like she had that many procedure done to her face as it just looks like Botox exploded all over it. Although, I’m sure Heidi is used to getting sprayed in the face.  Sure she can’t move a muscle in her head, but as long as she can keep on reading her lines for The Hills, we all win.  Heidi is also claiming that her boobs are now a size DDD and closer to an F, which on her small frame should make her automatically added to the “No Fly” list by the government.  Heidi, dead-behind-the-eyes, says she wants her boobs to be a size “H” because “H” is for “Heidi.”  Seriously, someone toss a 5150 on this train-wreck.

According to my friends over at Access Hollywood, Heidi has said:

“I almost died after my procedure. I had too much Demerol like Michael Jackson did and my breathing was five breaths per minute which is like almost dead. [I was] in an aftercare center, there were nurses that were supposed to be tending to me at all times.  So thank God, Charles, one of my security guys used to be an EMT, and he was timing my breath on his watch and he called the nurses and they had to put oxygen on my face and called my plastic surgeon to come in for an emergency. So, it was a very traumatic experience for me.”

Heidi continued to spew:

“I’m starting to move my face more and more, [But,] I feel very plastic… especially when I first came out, it was so hard for me even to smile and it’s still hard for me to chew sometimes. But it’s feeling more and more natural everyday because the swelling is going down.”

Honestly, it’s almost like Heidi isn’t joking anymore and these words she says are actually serious.  Again, I think this is all a publicity stunt (that I may be falling for) as I really can’t imagine someone who is 23 years old doing all these things and then going on a press tour to talk about it.  Sad, yet funny, yet sad all at the same time.

What do you all think?  Publicity stunt or legit that crazy?

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