One Legged Woman Wins the One Armed Bandit

Bust out the Lemon Pledge because Heather Mills is going to need to shine up her wooden leg and dance the night away. Heather just “won” an estimated $50 million divorce settlement from her ex-husband Paul McCartney. Hmm, I didn’t even know they were in the middle of a divorce. Anyway, Heather definitely deserves the $50 million after she had to live the life of the rich and famous, which apparently isn’t punishment enough.

Heather has said that she is “so, so happy” with the settlement. Mills later said, “I am standing here because Paul is insistent on the whole judgment being put out. I’ve said that if the whole judgment goes out then all the transcripts have to go out because it’s going to be written in a way that they will try and make it that I wasn’t successful.”

Honestly, I have no idea what that means and even when I read something that a British person said I can only hear the British accent in my head. I’m pretty sure she’s invited us all over for high-tea. I’ll bring the spoon.

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