Time for another installment of Getting to Know YOU! Here we take a look at what words people are typing into Google and somehow landing on ImBringingBloggingBack. Brilliant. As always, I list out my favorites of the recent past and add my own thoughts after. Enjoy it, but not too much.
- what did bunny flush down the toilet jersey shore (Bunny? Carrots)
- blog making fun of teen mom (Hello! Welcome. Pull up a puffy leather couch)
- maci bookout bad tanning (Lohan wrists)
- gtl gym than laundry (Hahaha yes!)
- im bringing blogging black (I don’t see color)
- old whore pops out her dentures to give gum job (Also known as “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills”)
- is it bad sharing scrunchies (As bad a sharing needles. I’m kidding. Worse.)
- is jaques really ross geller (Yes.)
- kimmy gibbler now (Kimmy Gibbler forever!)
- slap watch junior kids watch raven black (Just say nope to dope!)
- there should be a website to make fun of teen mom (Welcome)
- draw a picture of a friend ernie orange (aww that seems like a search with nice intentions)
- why did elodie quit bolthouse (hello 2008!)
- cancel credit card with bag borrow steal not sending bag back (Ok. What site did you think was going to show up?)
- does kathy on real housewives of new jersey have graves disease? (Oh does she??)
- how come the kitchen counters keep changing in kathy’s house real housewives of new jersey (why is there so much random scandal around Kathy?)
- i am almost 18 weeks pregnant (Are you between the ages of 15-17 and own a puffy leather couch? If so, act now!)
- jill zarin koala clip (Let me know what you think about the koala clips….that b*tch!)
- reasons that people end up on welfare (Puffy leather)
- what was the game they were playing on 16 and pregnant (Hide the sausage. Hey-oh! I’m kidding. They were playing pin the pitocin on the teen.)
- bedazzle hospital gown (Get sassy for surgery)
- dakota fanning the whore years (a new reality show only on Oxygen)
- how much can terri irwin bench press? (two Bindi’s)