Dina Lohan No Te Gustas el Donald Trump

For some reason I felt that bad/incorrect Spanish needed to be used in this title. What? I’ve broadened my reach in Y2 of IBBB. I’m reaching out to all of my Spanish speaking reader. Anyway, Dina Lohan continues to address every single person who makes a public statement on about Lindsay No Pants. This time she’s calling out Donald Trump. Ok, so here’s how it went down. Donald said:

“Find what you love doing (other than drugs and alcohol), work hard, stay focused, get a new set of parents – then join me on ‘Celebrity Apprentice,’ which is shooting soon – I’ll keep you straight!”

Oh snap (as the kids say), when Dina heard this she replied back to Donald via Access Hollywood, to which Dina said:

“Donald, I’m really disappointed in the statement that was brought to my attention from The New York Post. I’ve always had a great admiration for your business sense and I’ve read all your books and learned from them! Your own brother died of alcoholism and you own Trump Vodka? You say Lindsay needs new parents? Such a rash statement without backing it with fact? I am a single mother of four children doing what I can during this difficult time! Do a background check of both parents and you will find the truth! Shame on you… so many families suffer from this, yours included. We need solutions not opinions! – Dina and family”

To which I reply to Dina:

“Dina, I’m disappointed that you haven’t addressed me yet. I’ve been teeing off on your daughter for about 1-year. Step it up, trash. Oh, and you said that you need solutions not opinions. Maybe you could find solutions if you stopped addressing every one in the news. Oh, and I have a solution I’d like to throw into the ring. Give Lindsay a spanking and when you do if you could film it and upload it to YouTube that would be ok too. P.S If you could somehow place a brown paper bag over your head during the filming that would just help a bit or maybe just shoot from the neck down. Ok ok I’m not going to tell you how to film this. Get creative.”

Seriously, what the hell was I just writing about?
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