Heather Mills: Wooden Cameltoe?

It seems like just yesterday I was talking about a “first for cameltoe” when Nelly Furtado introduced the “denim cameltoe.” However, now it seems like the cameltoe continues to break new ground. Heather Mills, from Dancing With the Stars, is introducing “wooden cameltoe.” This really brings the cameltoe to a whole new level since the wooden leg adds a bit of mystery to the cameltoe itself. One wonders, “Where does the wooden leg connect and how will the wooden leg impact the cameltoe region.” Don’t worry, my friends, this is what the great philosophers of our time have been pondering for years.

Heather Mills is caught with her wooden cameltoe leaving a West Hollywood dance studio. It is been reported that Heather is claiming that she will do a “trick” with her leg in one of the dance numbers. Seriously, unless she takes her leg off during the dance and plays it like a guitar, I’m not interested.

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