Dancing With the Stars Season 6

Dancing With the Stars Season 6 will kick off on March 24th and I couldn’t care less. I don’t typically understand dancing shows as the arm and foot movements confuse me. Therefore I stick to award winning reality shows like The Hills, Big Brother, and Paradise Hotel. These are simple to watch. Anyway, since I know people really like Dancing With the Stars I figured I, like Tyra Banks, would sacrifice myself for you and let you know who will be dancing their ass off on the new season. I am surprised that no one from 90210 is on this season, as I was hoping that either Cindy Walsh and/or Nat would make an appearance, but apparently not. Here’s who did make the cut:
  • Telenovela star Cristian de la Fuente
  • R&B singer Mario
  • Magician Penn Jillette
  • Actor Steve Guttenberg
  • Olympic Gold Medal Figure Skater Kristi Yamaguchi
  • Former tennis pro Monica Seles
  • NFL Player Jason Taylor
  • Actress Shannon Elizabeth
  • Radio/TV personality Adam Carolla
  • Actress Marissa Jaret Winokur (Hairspray)
  • Oscar-winning actress Marlee Matlin
  • Actress Priscilla Presley
A couple things. Isn’t that that chick that was in the play Hairspray the same annoying chick who was in the movie Hairspray? It’s kinda like the Michael Jackson/Janet Jackson conspiracy, no? Yes, Marlee Matlin is deaf. If only she was deaf and had a wooden leg would I have something witty to say. Let’s hope for a peg leg halfway through the season!
Who I think will win? Priscilla Presley. There are still like 99 million Elvis fans out there and I predict 100 million of them will vote for her. You do the math.
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