Dakota Fanning: The Town Whore

I told you. I told you it would come to this. It was only a matter of time. Move your freckles to the left Lindsay. Slide your gentlemen greeter to the right, Britney. There’s a new whore in town and her name is Dakota Fanning. Dressed as a traditional street walker, Dakota was on location filming her new movie, “Push.” Way to smut it up, Dakota. Actually, I know it’s for a movie and I don’t care, but I am waiting and waiting for Dakota to take a turn for the worse (or go south) so I can finally call her by her future nickname, “South Dakota.” I like to call that my Bazooka Joe joke. I will blog and blog until one day I can call her South Dakota and then I will stop blogging.

Anyway, Dakota who is 13-years old was just named one of the top earning celebrities under 25 years old, named by Forbes. At just 13, Dakota brought in $4 million. Well, $3 million and another $1 million from the tooth fairy. By 16 yrs old, Dakota will officially make more money than I will ever see in my lifetime. Although we’ll see who laughs last, South Dakota, we’ll see.

Dakota Fanning: The Town Whore

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