More Mindless Stories on ‘zac efron’
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Zac and Grace
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Zac Efron a Sissy Girl?
Um, just because he wears a face full of caked on make-up and sometimes wears his hair in a ponytail…and skips when he’s being chased…and can sing and dance (with and without jazzhands) does not mean that he’s being a sissy. I mean, Michael Jackson wears makeup and would you call him a sissy? Doubtful. And you’d never say it to Michael Jackson’s face because he’d beat the pulp out of you. And would it be the worst if Zac Efron turned into Michael Jackson? I mean, look at what a stand-up guy Michael has turned into. Good luck with the diddling Zac!
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What Exactly is a Zac Efron?
What exactly is a Zac Efron? I’m confused. This is the same type of confusion that I experienced with “High School Musical.” Now I’ve never seen it, so maybe that’s part of it, but I don’t understand exactly what High School Musical is. Then, I find out that Zac Efron was actually in High School Musical and I don’t understand exactly what a Zac Efron is. Coincidence? Doubtful. This is the type of celebrity that I like to refer to as “The Bermuda Triangle Celebrity.” It’s not that because the celebrity disappears, but because my thought process disappears when I see them. Oh, and it has a little to do with the fact that with his hair tied back like that he looks a little like Amelia Earhart. Little kids seem to love Zac Efron and Zac Efron kinda looks like he’s about one more ponytail away from “loving” these little kids right back.











