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The 14th Annual SAG Awards took place last night and let me tell ya, those guys are tricky and pretty funny. Sure, there wasn’t any real entertainment, but it was pretty funny that they paired up Zac Efron and Debra Messing to present an award. Zac and Grace. Very fitting. Irony? Comic timing? Two women with a face full of make-up on? All of the above.
I love it when random drunken friends of celebrities
talk to the press and by “press” I mean “Star Magazine.” According to Star, an unnamed friend of Vanessa Hudgens has told Star that Vanessa is sick of Zac being a lady….and I quote, “She wants to date a man, not a little girl. Vanessa told him to stop being such a sissy and freaking out when he get blemishes. Sometimes, when he goes out, Zac even wears makeup to cover up his imperfections!”
Um, just because he wears a face full of caked on make-up and sometimes wears his hair in a ponytail…and skips when he’s being chased…and can sing and dance (with and without jazzhands) does not mean that he’s being a sissy. I mean, Michael Jackson wears makeup and would you call him a sissy? Doubtful. And you’d never say it to Michael Jackson’s face because he’d beat the pulp out of you. And would it be the worst if Zac Efron turned into Michael Jackson? I mean, look at what a stand-up guy Michael has turned into. Good luck with the diddling Zac!
Zac Efron a Sissy Girl?
What exactly is a Zac Efron? I’m confused. This is the same type of confusion that I experienced with “High School Musical.” Now I’ve never seen it, so maybe that’s part of it, but I don’t understand exactly what High School Musical is. Then, I find out that Zac Efron was actually in High School Musical and I don’t understand exactly what a Zac Efron is. Coincidence? Doubtful. This is the type of celebrity that I like to refer to as “The Bermuda Triangle Celebrity.” It’s not that because the celebrity disappears, but because my thought process disappears when I see them. Oh, and it has a little to do with the fact that with his hair tied back like that he looks a little like Amelia Earhart. Little kids seem to love Zac Efron and Zac Efron kinda looks like he’s about one more ponytail away from “loving” these little kids right back.