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It’s the comeback that just won’t come back. Well, it came back, but then it went back somewhere else. Maybe a crack den. I’m not good with the map. Anyrasp, Whitney Houston continues to butcher the classics and, at this point, it kinda seems like Whitney is in on the joke. You can hear her singing like a bird who just drank a can of Coke and downed a packet of purple Pop Rocks whilst on tour in London the other night.
I believe it’s in the first 17 seconds that you can tell Whitney (and the crowd) is thinking, “Can you even believe this sh*t right now? Ha hoooow!” However, the real gem comes around 3 minutes and 45 seconds when Whitney is busy taking a few Hail Mary breathes as some random chick in the crowed starts yelling, “Come on, hit it. Hit it!” and then it happens. The moment we’ve all been waiting for during “I Will Always Love You.” And, well, Whitney doesn’t disappoint. I mean she doesn’t come close to hitting that note, but at this point it would really be a disappointment if she did.
Me personally, I’d rather watch the Whitney below screwing up the classics:
With recent news that Whitney Houston needed to postpone a bunch of European tour dates, there is a ton of speculation that Whitney has relapsed and this is the reason why she had to spend some quality time in a hospital in Paris.
Well Whitney is not going to take the rumors laying down. Oh hell to the no! She refuses to let the public look at her like the evil eyes that Bobby Brown painted on her bedroom wall staring at her. Therefore, once Whitney was released from the hospital she told People Magazine, “I’m feeling great. I’m just ready to move on and continue my world tour. My health is terrific…but this is a time when I get a lot of allergies.“
Right. Allergies. I get raspy this time of year too, Whitney. I sneeze a lot and my eyes get all itchy and red. I suck up a lot of snot since my nose runs like a faucet and I typically feel groggy. However, due to your “track record” if this really is allergies, where are the receipts? Show me the receipts. I’d like to meet the person who claims they’re selling me $700,000 worth of allergy medicine. Where are the receipts? Owww owww!
I’m not saying nothin’ about nothin’, but Whitney looks high as a kite. Mama’s looking more like Sissy Houston and Dionne Warwick more and more each day. Regardless (or “irregardless” depending on where you’re from), Whitney Houston was at the Clive Davis Grammy Party on Saturday night and was said to be in great spirits. I’m sorry, but I can’t not look at Whitney and think about that brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, Diane Sawyer interview. You know, the one where she said that crack was cheap and she doesn’t smoke crack….and then Diane Sawyer said it’s rumored that she has a $700,000 drug addiction to which Whitney laughed and replied, “Haha oh yeah? If I was doing all those drugs where are the receipts? Show me the receipts, Diane.” Awesome.
Auntie Dionne was performing some of her biggest hits such as….and uh….oh and then then she sang…er……at Muhammad Ali’s Celebrity Fight Night XIV in Arizona the other night. Celebrity Fight Night? I hope there were Olsen Sluts involved!
Dionne told People Magazine, “I’m thrilled that she’s in the studio and working on her new album. No doubt she’s overcoming everything that has been put in front of her even this week.”
Thanks Dionne for that pointless thought.