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Like Tyra showing us how she pushes one out…so are the days of our lives.
Tyra Banks, the Telma Hopkins of our generation, made sure to show off all of her newest facial expressions whilst on the red carpet at “The CW It’s a Reality” at Simyone Lounge in NYC the other night. Tyra was definitely smiling with her eyes, her teeth, her chin, her nose, her neck, and had that camera been any lower, her rack.
While Tyra was the star of the night (and of the world) there were some fauxlebrities in attendance as well. Do the names: Colin Nash, Devorah Rose, McKey Sullivan, and Tommie DiJorio mean any thing to you? Me either.
Tyra Wants You to Tell Her How Much You Like Tyra, What Your Favorite Tyra Episode Was, and Just Talk About Tyra. You In? Tyra. Oh, and Tyra. Tyra.
Do you love Tyra? Doesn’t matter. Tyra wants you to love Tyra. Scratch that. Tyra requires by new legislation that you love Tyra. I love getting Tyra casting notices. The topics are always great. This time, however I think we hit “tilt” on the “Ego-o-Meter.” Tyra is looking for those who love Tyra and will come on Tyra’s final show to talk about…you guessed it….TYRA! They want to know times when Tyra made you laugh, when Tyra made you cry, when Tyra changed your life, what you will always remember about the Tyra Show, etc. In a nutshell, they’re going to need you to kiss Tyra’s a** for about 44 minutes of taping. So who’s in?
As you may know I have shot over 1 scene for the Tyra Banks Show. I shot 2. Are you judging me? Are you paying my bills? You know don’t me! You don’t know me! You aint gots nuthin’ on me! Oh no you didn’t. Oh no you don’t. Oh no you just did not! Sorry, I’m done. I recently received this Tyra casting notice in my electronic mail account (or “email” as “the kids” call it).
Now Casting: Do You Have an Invention You Want Trya to Make?
Do you live in NY, NJ, or CT and have an invention you want Tyra to make? If you have drawings or mini models of a mock invention you want Tyra to make, please respond ASAP.
Uh. Huh? If you think that I’m going to share with Tyra my mini model that I crafted of a 12 inch Tyra doll who teaches young children to “smile with their eyes” and “act a hoochie, but make it fashion” you got another thing coming! I, personally, am especially proud of the patent-pending feature in which you pull Tyra’s hand and she starts asking your child fun questions….and then she pauses for 4 seconds while your child starts to answer and then her volume goes up 10 notches and she interrupts your child and answers her own question and tells a story about her own childhood and growing up in the fashion industry.
Similar to Tyra coining the phrase “Smizing” which she claims means “Smiling With Your Eyes” I am “Crizping” over the news that Tyra is leaving her talkshow after season 5 in 2010. What is “Crizping” you ask? Why it means, “Crying With My Penis” of course!
Tyra has won 2 Emmy Awards for The Tyra Show and was self-awarded the “President of the World” and told People Magazine, “I’ve been loving having fun, coming into your living rooms, bedrooms, hair salons for the past 5 years” in regards to leaving her show in the Spring.
So what will Tyra do to fill her days? Tyra is reportedly following in the footsteps of Oprah Winfrey and Tyler Perry by starting her own film production company called “Bankable Studios” as a way to positively portray women on the big screen.
We here at IBBB (apparently there is more than just one of me here) wish Tyra all the best and can only hope and pray that there are movies in the works specifically about every phase in Tyra Banks’ life and/or movies about every second of Tyra Banks’ life. I shall be Crizping for a while.
At least I will always have the below photos to get me through the tough times that 2010 will bring without Ty Ty.
In an attempt to inform the minds of people whose brains aren’t fully developed on who she is, Tyra Banks uses some of the characters from Sesame Street to reach an audience of those who can only say Mama, Dada, Hi, and Gaga. It really is important that everyone who is able to breathe can fully know and understand all that is Tyra.
Now I haven’t seen this episode of the Tyra Banks Show, but I’m pretty certain it went a little something like this:
Elmo: “Elmo loves hair! Can Elmo see your hai….
Tyra: “Showing my real hair is the most important thing that I can do. When I was shooting the cover of Sports Illustrated as the first African American cover model, my hair was real and natural. Is your hair real, Elmo? Because mine is and I want all little muppet girls out there to know that real hair is beautiful and you are beautiful and I am beautiful. I’m the most beautiful though.”
Cookie Monster: “Mmmm Cookie Monster likes cookies. Cookie Monster want to eat all the cookies. Cookie Monster want to give Tyra a cook…
Tyra: “I created America’s Next Top Model in my mind when I was walking the runway during the Victoria Secret fashion show and when I was backstage doing my own makeup I was told I could not eat any cookies because I had to be a size zero. And you know what I did? I ate the cookies and then I had a big old glass of milk. Then I walked the runway with my head held high and halfway down the longest runway that anyone has ever walked and will ever walk, I already had the first season of America’s Next Top Model mapped out in my head and by the time I got to the end of the runway I had the first 5 seasons of my talk show mapped out in my head. And on my way back 3 people handed me Emmy Awards for the shows I created in my mind. I’m telling you this because this comes from a place of “Momma” and I will sacrifice myself for you and your cookies. Ok thanks for coming on the show.”