So either she’s coming back or she isn’t. That’s pretty much where we stand with Tori Spelling coming back to 90210. However, E News is now reporting that producers are in talks with Tori again to guest star on a bunch of episodes and possibly even specific episodes that Brandon Walsh will direct.

Look, I’m not getting my hopes up….again. So many times I’ve dreamt of the day in which Donna Martin would come back to town, bump into a balding Ray Pruit, and then (of course) get tossed down a flight of stairs.

Maybe they could fulfill all of my dreams and have Tori Spelling play 2 parts. Similar to the episode of The Brady Bunch where Peter played two roles, Tori could play both Donna Martin and….wait for it…..wait for it……Violet Bickerstaff. Violet, of course, was Screech’s short-term girlfriend in early episodes of Saved By the Bell.

Please Jesus Claus make this happen. Please Santa Christ, give us something this holiday season. Times are tough enough as it is.

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I know I’m going to get crap for this, but I think Tori Spelling is looking good. Ok, I must confess something. Who reads the book The Secret? Me too. So they say you should put positivity out there then you can get things you want in return. I want Donna Martin back, ok. I said it. I want Donna Martin back in the new 90210. I want more Donna Martin graduates. I want more Donna Martin getting tossed down a flight of stairs by Ray Pruit. I want more Donna Martin in sexy lingerie with red hair whilst laying on the bed waiting to give it up to David Silver. I want more Donna Martin catching her mom having an affair. I want more Donna Martin wearing crazy prom outfits that don’t allow her to sit down. There are all the things I want. So, I’m putting positive Tori Spelling vibes out there so that this happens. We’ll see if it works. Scratch that. We’ll see WHEN it works.

Anymartin, Tori Spelling and her husband spent a little time on rojo carpet at the TV Guide Emmy Afterparty. I’m not sure why there are half-dead flowers on the ground behind her, but I’ll let that slide. Although, I’m almost certain that flowers do fall out of Tori’s vaginastein. Uh-oh, that doesn’t hurt her chances of coming back to 90210 does it? Drat.

Seriously enough is enough! Tori Spelling was out with her two kids, Liam and Stella, wearing what I can only assume is a nightie and I’m pissed! I no longer need to see Tori with her kids or basically doing anything else but practicing to be the best up-to-date Donna Martin she can be. This will include wearing big dresses in which she is not able to sit, getting thrown down a flight of stairs by Ray Pruitt, and telling the world she is a dyslexic virgin. Oh, and not being able to graduate since she got trashed off of champagne at the prom. She should ONLY be photographed doing those things.

Similar to the “Best Brenda Walsh Quotes” I am adding the “Best Donna Martin Quotes.” Enjoy. Oh, and I’m a loser. Enjoy!

Clearly money was no object on the People Magazine “set” for Tori Spelling and her husband to reennact famous couples from yesteryear. Tossing on some vintage clothes and dropping a green screen in the background is all you need. Tori and Dean dressed up, from what I hear, for a music video they were shooting for their reality show because, you know, you need a music video. Tori, time to hang up the reality show and put all of your focus on bringing back Donna Martin, specifically the scene where Ray tossed you down the flight of stairs. I’ll be waiting.

Here’s who these two are posing as:

• Tori played the role of Cher with her rack-attack hanging out and Dean did his best Sony. Apprently Sony used to snap his fingers a lot? Great acting, Dean.
• Next up Tori played Courtney Love and Dean played Kurt Cobain. Nice job holding the guitar. Very believable.
• Finally, Tori played the role of Lucille Ball, in which apparently Lucy used to pose like that. On the other side, Dean played the role of…..Phil Hartman?

Seriously, what is the reasoning behind this? And how much are they getting paid for this. Yes, I’m jealous. I would dress up as the entire cast of 90210 and The Hills for $19.99 and chicken soft taco.

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Geesh! What’s up with The Addams Family? Tori Spelling and her wife, Dean, were looking less than pleased whilst they attended the Christian Audigier: The Nightclub inside of Treasure Island in Vegas. Seriously, Treasure Island is a dump. It’s like Circus Circus. Stay away. Anyway, is anyone else noticing that Tori and Dean seem bored with everything they’re doing lately? I’m not going to start a rumor because, at the end of the day who really cares, but my prediction is that Tori will be bailing on the marriage by season 2 of the new 90210. Dean’s holding her back. You can kinda tell.

Oh, and by the way, I’m usually wrong with these things about 97% of the time. Helping to prove that theory, it’s been reported that Tori is pushing for 90210 to add Dean to the cast as a guest star that will lead into something more permanent. That way, Tori and Dean can carpool with the kids to the 90210 set. What a dream come true! By the way, why bother carpooling when you totally know that Andrea Zuckerman is driving a shuttle bus back and forth throughout Beverly Hills, which is sort of ironic considering she was hit by a bus in the earlier seasons of 90210. I also have no idea what I’m talking about. Good day.