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Tori Spelling, her husband Dean, and Glee’s Jane Lynch were all backstage at Good Day New York yesterday and it appears Tori got a little confused on which way the “Glee L” was supposed to go. I guess it makes sense since Donna Martin had a learning disability and all. And, I guess, with all the steps Donna was thrown down, by Ray Pruit, I’m sure we’re dealing with a little brain trauma as well. So, yeah, Donna you’re doing just fine. That’s totally how an “L” looks. Good for you. Ok. All right. You can sit down now and have a little of your juice box before your nap. Ok.
Tori and Dean are on a NYC talk show blitz promoting the piss out of their reality show which I believe is called, “Donna Martin Graduates” and telling anyone who will listen that their marriage is not in trouble.
Tori Spelling may have recently just shot a human out of her Wonka Vision, but apparently she’s already lost the baby weight and just in time for her comeback in the new 90210. Even some of her trademark Donna-Rack-Attack appears to be magically disappearing too. Tori was snapped at whilst leaving a salon the other day in sunny LA. I don’t know, you guys, I kinda think that if Donna is going to be thrown down the stairs again by Ray Pruit she’s going to need to gain a few extra pounds and bulk up in order to withstand the fall. A real actress wouldn’t use a stuntman for this.
Anydonnamartingraduates, Tori returns to 90210 on March 31st (I didn’t even know there were 31 days in March…is that new?) and below is the clip that flashed across my television and gave me hope that one day we may also see Donna and Ray reunite over a set of concrete stairs. No joke, with my new job I pitched a Donna and Ray reunion. Didn’t go over so well. Gulp. I will get this reunion one day, damn it, I will!
Soggy Tori Spelling Shoots Wet Scenes for 90210 (That Sounded Dirtier Than I Meant It. I’m Keeping It).
All I have to say is that Donna Martin better be running away from Ray Pruit because he tried to throw her down the stairs for the 2nd time and Kelly Taylor is helping Donna by rushing her to an anonymous women’s shelter where they’ll give her a change of clothes, a new cell phone, makeup for her bruises, and a map to her new secret home in Nebraska. That better be what this scene is about or I’m not going to tune into the new 90210 to watch it. Who am I kidding? I’m watching it anyway.
Tori’s looking good these days after she blew her second child straight out of her vagina. The weight just peaced out of her body. Good for her. See how f’n nice I can be? In other related 90210 news, Shannen Doherty and her spaced-teeth have agreed to sign on for at least one more crapisode. I hope Kelly, Donna, and Brenda all play “Skeleton’s in the Closet” again. Maybe they’ll even invite Andrea and she can show up in her nana-flannel-nightgown. Let’s pray for this. Let’s pray.