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Nov
20
Well, well, well. It looks like el pollo has come home to roost. It has been reported that the mother of Bindi Irwin (that little B), Terri Irwin, has been blamed for a wild bushfire on land that had been dedicated to her late husband, Steve Irwin. I always assumed that the phrase ”wild bushfire” was only used when referencing Lindsay Lohan dropping a cigarette into her lap, but apparently I stand to be corrected.
Random druknen Australian groups are blaming Terri for not only suffering from permanent khaki-clothes-cameltoe and allowing Bindi Sue to enter the United States, but also for neglecting the land and “poor fire prevention practices.” Sure I made the first two parts up, but if I don’t blame Terri for those things, who will? So far up to half of the 330,000 acres have been reported to be on fire. Perhaps Bindi can “rap” away the bushfire? Me personally, I would send her into the bush with a Dixie Cup filled with 4 ounces of water and instruct her to “get creative.”
Disclaimer: Fires aren’t funny.
Disclaimer 2: I’m an idiot.
*Special thanks go to avid IBBB reader, Danette, for bringing this breaking story to my attention. Ole, Danette, ole!
Dec
19
Happy Friday. Let’s take a look into what IBBB was blogging about this time last year….
Ah Terri Irwin. Terri, Terri, Terri. What’s going on? You good? Similar to a school boy trying to hide an “issue” with his math book, Terri is hiding a bit of her jungle outback
cameltoe. Sure the jungle and the outback are two separate locations, but I don’t care. Regardless and/or irregardless, a little jungle outback
cameltoe is peeking out from behind that book. Therefore, it’s time to play everyones favorite game, “The ImBringingBloggingBack Celebrity
Cameltoe Rating System…to the Stars!” I am awarding Terri Irwin 1 out of 5 camels. If only she was holding that book a little higher she would have been good for at least 2 camels. Maybe next time, Terri.
I am also awarding Terri one Koala Bear, as she is sporting some high waisted Mom Jeans and looking as sexy as all get out. Is Terri Irwin the new Marge Simpson? Does she have anything else to wear? I always see her with that same sexy khaki shirt on. We get it. Now put on something to highlight your rack. Also, it may be time to retire the stonewashed jeans. Take some scissors on that bowl-cut mullet and stop with the bench press for Christ sakes. Now get your ass back on the market. I hear Walter Cronkite is looking for someone. Give him a buzz.
Oh, and you’re welcome.
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Nov
17
Seriously these outfits have to have a mad case of “ring around the collar” by now. Oh, and “swamp ass crust” in their khaki-
cameltoe-pants. The Irwin’s, sans Steve, are at it again! This time they’re at the 2nd Annual Steve Irwin Day at the Australia Zoo on the Sunshine Coast. What a treat.
Hopefully Bindi performed a wonderful song for the crowd. This just in: Bindi, that f’n bitch, did in fact perform a brilliant number for crowd. Bindi dressed like a colorful bird and sang while pretending that she’s not going to need a life time of therapy in years to come.
Later, Terri took to the stage, dressed ever-so femininely with her big brown belt and khaki Dockers pulled up to her boobs, and spoke to the crowd. Notice how her hand is verrrry close to Steve Irwin’s cardboard cutout crotch. And bonus points for Kenny Rogers taking the stage with her as well.
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Jan
18
Well well well. Bindi Irwin, that wretched little bitch, is at it again. Always trying to “help.” Yuck. Do-gooder. Bindi and her bowl-cut-mullet sporting mother, Terri Irwin, are offering to give Britney some good old fashioned Australian help to get her through her troubled times. What troubled times? Britney’s just having some innocent fun. Anyway, Terri doesn’t admit to whoring out her brat-bag daughter, but she does admit that she and her family have been watching all the drama unfolding with
Britney Spears in the past few months and she thinks that Britney should stop on by Australia for a little quality time with mother nature.
Terri has said, “Bindi’s the one who said, ‘People who are having trouble should go in the Bush with us when we do our crocodile research work.’ If Britney and her family want to go in the Bush with us, we’d love to have them.”
First off, now does Britney not technically qualify since she does not currently have “the bush.” Must you have it to enter the Bush? I mean, she has time to grow it out (and style it) before she enters the Bush. God knows she doesn’t do a lot with it when others try to enter her Bush. Just sayin’. Second, there is basically nothing I would love more in all of life than to see Britney, Bindi, and Teri in the Bush. I’m not even kidding. If someone could film that and make that into a reality show I would dedicate my life to watching it. I would quit my job and just watch it over and over and over again. You can only imagine Teri getting off of a Rhino and exposing her “gentleman greeter.” Oh and then Bindi and Britney could have a “sing-off.” Watching the animals react to that is basically the reward in itself. I hope this happens. Pray to your Jesus!
Who Said That!?!
Bindi to Brit: Bring Your Bush to the Bush
Dec
04
Ah Terri Irwin. Terri, Terri, Terri. What’s going on? You good? Similar to a school boy trying to hide an “issue” with his math book, Terri is hiding a bit of her jungle outback
cameltoe. Sure the jungle and the outback are two separate locations, but I don’t care. Regardless and/or irregardless, a little jungle outback
cameltoe is peeking out from behind that book. Therefore, it’s time to play everyones favorite game, “The ImBringingBloggingBack Celebrity
Cameltoe Rating System…to the Stars!” I am awarding Terri Irwin 1 out of 5 camels. If only she was holding that book a little higher she would have been good for at least 2 camels. Maybe next time, Terri.
I am also awarding Terri one Koala Bear, as she is sporting some high waisted Mom Jeans and looking as sexy as all get out. Is Terri Irwin the new Marge Simpson? Does she have anything else to wear? I always see her with that same sexy khaki shirt on. We get it. Now put on something to highlight your rack. Also, it may be time to retire the stonewashed jeans. Take some scissors on that bowl-cut mullet and stop with the bench press for Christ sakes. Now get your ass back on the market. I hear Walter Cronkite is looking for someone. Give him a buzz.
Happy Friday. Let’s take a look into what IBBB was blogging about this time last year….
Ah Terri Irwin. Terri, Terri, Terri. What’s going on? You good? Similar to a school boy trying to hide an “issue” with his math book, Terri is hiding a bit of her jungle outback cameltoe. Sure the jungle and the outback are two separate locations, but I don’t care. Regardless and/or irregardless, a little jungle outback cameltoe is peeking out from behind that book. Therefore, it’s time to play everyones favorite game, “The ImBringingBloggingBack Celebrity Cameltoe Rating System…to the Stars!” I am awarding Terri Irwin 1 out of 5 camels. If only she was holding that book a little higher she would have been good for at least 2 camels. Maybe next time, Terri.
