More Mindless Stories on ‘teri hatcher’
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The Genesis Awards Brings Out Some Interesting Faces
The 24th Annual Genesis Awards (which to my disappointment was not an award show honoring my favorite games from Sega Genesis like Sonic the Hedgehog and Michael Jackson Moonwalker) were held at the Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills, CA over the weekend. People like Teri Hatcher and Wendy Malick, both of whom I was shocked were not actually the same person) attended with some creepy faces along with fellow creepmaster, Melanie Griffith. Whenever I see these people I always wonder if they know that we can actually seem them. You know, like see their faces? We can see them. With our eyes. Our eyes see their faces. We know. We know what they’ve done.
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I Never Knew They Were Friends

Janice Dickson and Teri Hatcher get their nails done at a Beverly Hills salon yesterday. I’m not sure why Teri is holding kite string, but I assume it’s some facelift strategy that I’m not privy to.
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This Time Last Year: How Father Time Stole Teri Hatcher
Happy Friday and welcome back to everyones favorite lazy segment called “This Time Last Year.” This Time Last Year will take a brief look at what was going on in the celebrity world…this time last year (go figure). Oh, and also I’m lazy so this is pretty easy to do on a Friday. Here’s what was going on with scary pants Teri Hatcher …this time last year…
Now I’m not technically sure if Teri Hatcher is mimicking The Grinch or if The Grinch is mimicking Teri Hatcher. Either way, they look like twins (1-step up from Olsen Twins). Why does Father Time seem to be punking Teri? She doesn’t look bad now, but I can’t help but to think of her in the days of “Lois and Clark.” It’s a sad time really. We’re all getting old. However, Teri is getting older….older than us for sure.
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Celebrity Test Time! Which One is Lucy Liu? Pencils…….Down!
It may be the summer, but that doesn’t mean I can’t give tests. Question: Lucy Liu attended the Disney and ABC “TCA All Star Party” at the Beverly Hilton Hotel in Beverly Hills, 90210. Which one, pictured above, is Lucy Liu and which is the tight-faced Teri Hatcher?
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How Father Time Stole Teri Hatcher
Now I’m not technically sure if Teri Hatcher is mimicking The Grinch or if The Grinch is mimicking Teri Hatcher. Either way, they look like twins (1-step up from Olsen Twins). Why does Father Time seem to be punking Teri? She doesn’t look bad now, but I can’t help but to think of her in the days of “Lois and Clark.” It’s a sad time really. We’re all getting old. However, Teri is getting older….older than us for sure.
Teri was in the traditional color of a streetwalker while attending the opening of Dr. Suess’s How The Grinch Stole Christmas: The Musical in NYC. As a sidenote, due to the stagehand strike, there was no show the day after this picture was taken. Could Teri Hatcher be the reason behind the WGA strike and the Broadway stagehand strike? Probably. I’d even go as far to double check that she isn’t wearing a mask and it’s not really Osama Bin Laden hiding in that red dress. You never know.











