Barbisms: The 15 Best Barbara Evans Quotes (EVER!)
Of course “High, high. Yaw both high!” made our list.
Of course “High, high. Yaw both high!” made our list.
Seems like the perfect night to live-tweet a little #TeenMom2. See you in 10! — IBBB (@ibbb) July 17, 2014 Welcome to the new season
Live-Tweeting #TeenMom2 in under 1 hour. Let’s tee-off on some white-trash-with-new-money! #TeenMom2 @MTV — IBBB (@ibbb) July 24, 2014 Annnnnd well there’s Nana Sandy! I’s
…Barb assaulting a random little boy with a slide and then laughing it off. Whoopsie doops! Check out the 44 Best Tweets from last
Live-Tweeting #TeenMom2 in 15 minutes Retweet everything I write or the #terrorists win! — IBBB (@ibbb) August 7, 2014 I missed last week, but think
Suzi is BACK this episode and I'm at exactly 4,000 followers. This is like when Jesus turned water into Zima Lite #TeenMom2 # MTV —
I'm ready to talk about non-teenage mothers in 4 minutes. #TeenMom #MTV — IBBB (@ibbb) August 28, 2014 When Adam's in jail, drag racing takes
I’m ready to give some teenage mothers some attention. Whoever retweets me the most for next hour gets a special msg! #TeenMom2 #TeenMom — IBBB
Almost time for Jenelle's baby shower. I'm guessing sliced Walmart deli meat, kool-aid and regret. #TeenMom2 #TeenMom — IBBB (@ibbb) September 11, 2014 RT if
I may or may not be drunk live tweeting Teen Mom. Join me? #TeenMom #TeenMom2 — IBBB (@ibbb) September 18, 2014 Even though Jenelle is
Teen Mom season finale time! Drink every time Jace flinches at the sound of voices. #TeenMom #TeenMom2 — IBBB (@ibbb) October 2, 2014 Vee and
>> Follow Me on Facebook and Twitter << That’s right folks, Teen Mom 2 is back! I added the exclamation point because I’m trying to trick
Is it just me or is it tough having Teen Mom 2 air on a Thursday night? I’m tired by the end of the week
Hey y’all it’s time for another crapisode of “Teen Mom 2: Now With More Commercials!” Personally I love all the commercial breaks, as it provides
Welcome to another week of Teen Mom 2. At this point I feel like we’re on episode 349, but that may just be me. Here’s
Domestic violence is never funny….usually. When we’re talking about a couple of trash bags throwing haymakers over what I can only assume is awkward
Remember when you were in high school and had to read a book and just bought the Cliff Notes and called it a day? Well,
You wanna know who’s doing soooo well lately? Leah. I know, I was as surprised as you. She’s present, fresh as a daisy and looks
Ah young love! It’s so innocent and sweet. Remember when times were similar and you would drive around stalking your ex when they wouldn’t answer
Keep smiling, keep shining…knowing you can always count on my (oh for sure), ’cause that’s what friends are for. I can’t believe it’s the end
Well, well, well. Looks likes another season of Teen Mom 2 has snuck up on me. I didn’t even know it was back until I
Leah – Welcome back to the crossover episode where Intervention meets Hoarders, you know, mixed in with a little Judge Judy of sorts, y’all!
Well here we are again. It seems like just 7 days ago we all together. Oh wait. Math is tough. Anyway let’s just get right
Jenelle – Oh hi, Jenelle. Apparently I missed an episode or a season because after dating David for what seems like the in-between-time during The
Welcome back my friends of Ye Old Teenage Mother! Let’s recap our way to freedom… Jenelle – Barb is such a barrel of laughs (and
Welcome back folks! We had a nice little break while I was away and then MTV showed a repeat the second week, which made my
Jenelle – We’re fresh off the showdown between David (‘the worst boyfriend she’s evvvah had!’) and Barb (the wind beneath our wings) and this time
Well folks, we’re at yet another season finale for Teen Mom 2. It seems like just 200 episodes ago the season started and now we’re
If you were ever looking for a sign of hope in the world during these troubling times, well, it appeared last night. I truly believe
Teen Mom 2 is BACK! And this season they’ve gone the OG route, broke the 4th wall, and will actually, you know, reference that they’re
Jenelle – Things are really looking up for Jenelle ever since she was found not-guilty of killing Nicole Brown-Simpson or the Menedez parents. Phew! She
Leah – Since I don’t believe in watching anything on television besides reality shows where teenagers become mothers, I missed the fact that Leah’s home-state
Jenelle – Well the human cat is out of the trash bag (or something like that) because Jenelle has finally confirmed to the producers that
Jenelle – Things continue to go well for Jenelle and by that I, of course, mean her hair is brushed and she’s looking good. I
Jenelle – Sometimes just when I think that Jenelle is becoming a real snooze machine, she brings us some sweet gems that remind us all
Jenelle – I love when Barb is in the first scene of the episode. I don’t like when no one will really talk to her so
Jenelle – Just when Jenelle thought she was finally going to be able to get in front of Judge Judy to see if she could buy
I was pretty confused about what the Teen Mom 2 season finale was really about. At first I figured it was going to be a
Teen Mom 2 is back, y’all! Be sure to share this recap with your friends on Facebook so I can keep recapping all the live-long-day!
Briana – We pick up right where we basically left off last week…in a greasy burger joint waiting to hear if Luis was playing
I’m baaaaack! After a quick vacation I’m ready to recap the absolute hell out of this episode. I mean, I guess. Jenelle – Apparently we’re
Jenelle – Apparently moving day lasts 6-weeks because Jenelle and David are still moving into their new house. Oh, and did I mention that the phrase
Briana – Looks like we’re all still trying to ride that adoption train until the wheels come off. Briana has to head over to her ultrasound
Because we all could use a little extra Teen Mom stuff around the house. Whether you’re the biggest Teen Mom fan or know the biggest Teen
Jenelle – Another day, another plan to “win Jace back” via carnival games. I have no idea. I assume court because that’s all Jenelle talks
Jenelle – Per “the usual” Jenelle isn’t pleased that she’s sitting around her house planning an extravagant Mother’s Day and Jace isn’t going to even be
Briana – It’s finally the day of that prized baby shower or a yard sale to see who may or may not want to buy
Jenelle – It’s really the moment we’ve all been waiting for (you know, if you don’t keep up-to-date online every day) to see who won Jace
It’s another week and another crap of the latest episode of Teen Mom 2. If you’re not sharing this with your friends, you’re intentionally hurting
Note: What happened today in Las Vegas is utterly devastating. Our thoughts and prayers are with all those that have been impacted. We thought
Jenelle – Grab you paint cans and shellack those two-by-fours because it’s time to build your own set for taking ‘Save the Date’ pictures. Anything is
It’s a real treat from the Teen Mom gods when they pull together a clip show of old highlights from past reunions. It’s like when
Is it just me or does this season seem like it’s been going on since 1989? At this point I’m expecting Leah’s kids to become
Who doesn’t love a Teen Mom 2 season finale when 15 different weddings are taking place? Ok well maybe just 2. And, let’s be real,
It seems like just 143 episodes ago and the season started. Now we’re at the reunion already! Time sure flies when your Mondays are
Jenelle – Oh, hi Jenelle. Not a lot is really new with Jenelle these days, in regards to “the land” of course. Actually they now
I feel like I’ve said this before, but I honestly don’t know what this show is about anymore, what the timeline is, and what is
While the crapisode was a royal mess (shoutout to the royal wedding so I resonate with “the kids”), I have to admit I’m totally digging
Welp. I missed one week and apparently Kail has gone through so many men that she now looped all the way around to women. I
Jenelle – I always love when Teen Mom 2 turns into an episode of COPS and, well, this time was no different. I typically prefer my
Geesh. You miss one week of Teen Mom 2 and you miss Jace calling Jenelle and David “pieces of sh*t.” Luckily it was in the
We’re fresh off of David not really being able to film anymore with MTV and, well, Jenelle is in quite a pickle. This week she’s
I mean, you know things are bad in Jenelle’s life when a simple car ride with her son can’t just go as planned. As they’re
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I’m here for all the fist-fights. Toss in some hair pulling and, well, you’ve got yourself some reality
I missed the recap last week and the amount of hate-mail I received was at an all time high. It’s like me and Mother Theresa
It's weird Tweeting Teen Mom when the sun is still out. Sun's out guns out actually means "get your gun" for Leah & Jeremy, yall!
30 minutes until the #TeenMom2 Live Tweet! Go tell your garbage bag friends to follow me! #TeenMom2 #MTV — IBBB (@ibbb) April 9, 2014 Once
Honeymooning in Philly for 2 days at the Ramada Inn is HOT! #TeenMom2 #MTV — IBBB (@ibbb) April 2, 2014 If Kail gives birth during
Kail wanted to not see Javi before the wedding b/c they're traditional. Just like showing up pregnant. It's in the Bible. #TeenMom2 #MTV — IBBB
I missed last weeks Teen Mom. Is everyone still absolute garbage or did something change? #TeenMom2 #MTV — IBBB (@ibbb) March 19, 2014 Mmmm an
If you missed the Live-Tweet last night, shame on you. But, at least you can catch up here with some of what went down last
If Janet doesn't appear in this episode rapping "Smack My Bitch Up" whilst booty popping in BUM Equipment shorts I quit life. #TeenMom2 #MTV —
As you know, MTV is showing a “catch up” special Sunday night at 8pm on our favorite Teen Moms and, of course, I’ll be Live
Can’t wait to see chocolate cake stuck in Kail’s braces. #TeenMom2 @MTV — IBBB (@ibbb) February 19, 2014 Kail and Javi are officially homeowners…and I’m
Weather Alert: If Jenelle doesn't get an abortion during this weeks episode…6 more weeks of winter. That's how that works. #TeenMom2 @MTV — IBBB (@ibbb)
Thanks for taking part in another Live Tweet of Teen Mom last night! Me gusta when you Tweet me questions that I can try and
Thanks to all who took part in another successful Teen Mom 2 Live Tweet last night! You guys crack me up like Jenelle on crack
Thanks all for taking part in the first ever Live-Tweet of Teen Mom 2! I have to admit I had a blast doing it, especially
Here ye, hear ye (since I don’t know the difference)! Since the thought of recapping the season of Teen Mom that supposedly was canceled but
I figured I’d save my best artwork for the last Teen Mom 2 recap and, well, I know you appreciate the time and effort it
Well dry your eyes and your diaper because it’s the moment we’ve all been waiting for…the end of Teenage Mother Part Deux: Part I. I
No I’m not recapping Unseen Moments (genuflect) but feel free to join me on Facebook and post 74,039 posts about it! Jenelle – Per usual
[ Update ] Click here for the LATEST Teen Mom 2 Recaps. They’re pretty funny. Trust. Jenelle – It’s finally Court Day for Barb’s little
What to do? It was a tough call to recap Teen Mom and make such ridiculous jokes so shortly after the terrible tragedy in Boston.
Jenelle – For some reason I thought Tori was shot in the face by karma, but apparently she’s back and eating in sweats with Jenelle
Time for another episode of “Does Everyone Have Fake Boobs Now, Or No?” If you like this recap, please be sure to click the “Recommend
Cut the bull (literally), I’m back! I was on vacation in a place where the sun makes it hot outside and I get to get
Welcome back folks. It’s time for another episode of “The Kids Are Kinda Pointless Now.” This week we get to see if all the moms
Let’s face it. There’s no way I could top the image above that MTV created so why even bother? The fact that they’ve inserted arrows
I’m not going to lie to you (which differs from the norm), but this blog post title may be the best I’ve ever written in
So I’m back after my recent travels and time off. I may have missed part of the episode last week, but it appears that none
Jenelle – Well tip your 40 because the relationship with Josh is over. I guess moving in with someone whilst on meth (allegedly) after 15
How the hell long have I been gone for? Do these girls still own their babies or have they given them up to kind white-folk
First off, how beautiful is my photoshopping skills? Barb has never looked more dapper and anorexic all at the same time, which really is the
Programming Note: We’re using this recap as another Celebrity Twitter Bomb. Tweet this recap with @bravoandy and let him know about IBBB! Just tweet this
Jenelle – Welcome to the latest edition of “Fauxlebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew and His Obsessive Need to Only Wear T-shirts Under His Blazer.” It’s
Jenelle – You gotta love an episode that kicks things off with a little b*tchfest between Barbarella and Jenelle! Could they be fighting over the
Jenelle – Things are going really well for Jenelle ever since she moved out of Barb(ie)’s Dream House. I, of course, am joking. Her life
Hey y’all it’s time for another episode of “The Night They Realized It’s Not Just For Peeing Anymore.” In this episode all the girls come
Programming Note: Dear sweet baby Jesus and his teen mom Mary this was one long episode! MTV decided to play a round of shenanigans on
Jenelle – Sometimes when your life is stormy you need a little calm. You need a mustache with mangled teeth to provide you with advice.
It’s time for yet another crapisode of “Spread ‘Em If You Got ‘Em: Teenage Mother Edition.” I am still on vacation, but I figured if
Welcome back to another episode of “Teen Mom 2: Vag Today, Mom Tomorrow.” If you know someone who’s become brain-dead from reading these recaps, visit
Hey y’all welcome back to another crapisode of “A Dinky Went Into My Woo-Woo When I Was 16, MTV Got a Hold of Me, and
Jenelle – No more sleeps until we find out what in the hell has happened to Barb and her little b*tch of a daughter (that’s
Get Social: Join Me! Jenelle – What scenes could we possibly have missed this season with Jenelle? I imagine it’s scenes like Jenelle and Barb
Be Social: Join IBBB What a new and innovative way for Teen Mom 2 to kick me in the nuts one last time by having
What a sad night around the offices of IBBB. I’d like to end this season with a snippet of a song I’d like to dedicate
Get Social: Join Me! Jenelle – Trouble in paradise already? The Lucy and Ricky of our generation are already starting to get into some serious
Be Social: Join IBBB! Jenelle – Go fist (pump) yourself because Thelma and Louise are on the open road going from Barb’s safe haven of
Join Me on Facebook and Twitter! Jenelle – Me gusta mi favorita teenage mother “La Jenelle.” That’s Spanish for “Trash is here!” Jenelle and Kieffah
Join Me on Facebook and Twitter! Jenelle – Lawdy hallelujah and we’re off! Times they-are-a-tough for Jenelle and Kieffah, the Lucy and Desi of our
Get Social: Join Me! Oh. Well hello there. Anything new or out of the ordinary lately? Yeah, me either. Oh, actually there is something. I
Get Social: Join Me! Jenelle – Ho-hum, Jenelle has been kicked out of Barb’s casa de crazy once again (for being the “worst piece of
Well. Hello (ahem) everyone. How are (ahem) you? Please, take a seat. I have some sad/horrific (horrific: meaning, less than terrific whore news) news to
Get Social: Join IBBB Jenelle – Well thank Santa Christ because we’re starting this shiz off on a brilliant note, which means that Jenelle is
I don’t feel guilt that I changed the channel during the President’s State of the Union Address to watch Teen Mom 2 as I’m already
Join Me on Facebook and Twitter! Here’s the deal. I want to live in a world where only television shows about Barb Evans exists. For
Throw away your extra doses of Pitocin, hit up your trash claw with some WD40, and “sexy-dance” your ass off because Teen Mom is back!
Join Me on Facebook and The Twitter! Christmas has come early as the new cast of Teen Mom has been released. At first when I
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