50+ Teen Mom 2 Recaps, Episode Guides and Constant Yelling from Barb

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Get all caught up on your favorite Teen Mom trash-bags like Jenelle, Leah (y'all!), Chelsea (her orange head) and Kail (minus her chin).

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Teen Mom 2 Season Premiere Recap: Jenelle, Like Kesha, is About to Blow

Teen Mom 2 is back, y’all!  Be sure to share this recap with your friends on Facebook so I can keep recapping all the live-long-day!  Let’s get right into it… Jenelle – We haven’t seen Jenelle in a while so, let’s be honest, who knows how much havoc she’s really been wreaking lakely.  Know what I […]

Teen Mom 2 Recap: Behind the Scenes of The Reunion is the COPS Crossover We’ve All Been Waiting For

I was pretty confused about what the Teen Mom 2 season finale was really about.  At first I figured it was going to be a COPS-style episode between Javi and Kail, but after their 2 minute fight was over it basically turned into everyone getting ready to head on out to the taping of the […]

Teen Mom 2: Kail & Javi are One Text Away From Trashing Their Own House

Jenelle – Just when Jenelle thought she was finally going to be able to get in front of Judge Judy to see if she could buy back Jace from Barb, the real mother (Mother Nature) had her say and threw a hurricane basically in their backyard and canceled their court date.  I mean, if there couldn’t […]

Teen Mom 2 Recap: The One Where Barb is Getting Iced Out Over That Popcorn Thing

Jenelle – I love when Barb is in the first scene of the episode.  I don’t like when no one will really talk to her so we can’t hear any of her words of wisdom/screaming.  These are things that I do and I do not like.  Now that that’s settled…Jenelle seems to think Barb has something […]

Teen Mom 2 Recap: Jenelle is Tired of Barb’s Bull Snot About the UNITED KINGDOM!

  Jenelle – Sometimes just when I think that Jenelle is becoming a real snooze machine, she brings us some sweet gems that remind us all of the simpler times when she was planning out her jail sentence around her Ke$ha (she still had the $ sign then) concert.  God I miss those days.  Anyjunk, this […]

Teen Mom 2: Leah is NOT Playing Around With Those Time-Outs, Y’all!

  Jenelle – Things continue to go well for Jenelle and by that I, of course, mean her hair is brushed and she’s looking good.  I have no clue what’s going on with custody agreements, but if you look good what else is there really to worry about in life? Am I right or am I […]

Teen Mom 2: Barb Explains How Pregnancy Works, So, Yeah.

  Jenelle – Well the human cat is out of the trash bag (or something like that) because Jenelle has finally confirmed to the producers that she is, in fact, “in that special way.”  As Jenelle explains it “trolls” who are haters on Twitter found the police report from her accident and then posted it online […]

Teen Mom 2: Why Didn’t Minnie Mouse Play the Role of Barb?

  Leah – Since I don’t believe in watching anything on television besides reality shows where teenagers become mothers, I missed the fact that Leah’s home-state of West Virginia is flooded and there’s devastation everywhere.  Personally I feel like it’s Mother Nature’s way of trying to clean the place up, but that’s just me.  I mean, […]

Teen Mom 2 Recap: The One Where Nathan Basically Rents Kaiser

  Jenelle – Things are really looking up for Jenelle ever since she was found not-guilty of killing Nicole Brown-Simpson or the Menedez parents.  Phew!  She has been found guilty, however, of painting on her eyebrows so thick that they look like they’re about to give Jenelle a Sharpie-induced coma.  I think that’s a thing.  Either […]

Teen Mom 2 Recap: Jenelle Heads Off To See Judge Judy

Teen Mom 2 is BACK!  And this season they’ve gone the OG route, broke the 4th wall, and will actually, you know, reference that they’re filming a reality show.  All my 2017 wishes are now officially fulfilled. Well, except you sharing this recap and friending me on Facebook and Instagram.  That’s still out there. Jenelle […]

Being Barbara Recap: The Laugh Heard Round the World

If you were ever looking for a sign of hope in the world during these troubling times, well, it appeared last night.  I truly believe one day we will equate this to when those two little girls saw the Virgin Mary appear to them in Fatima.  You know the ones.  Either way, MTV gave us […]

Teen Mom 2 Recap: Jenelle Tells Jace the Tale of How Barb Became His Mother

Well folks, we’re at yet another season finale for Teen Mom 2.  It seems like just 200 episodes ago the season started and now we’re at the close.  While we’re all shedding tears over that, it can only mean that Teen Mom OG must be right around the corner and we’ll all be back together […]

Teen Mom 2 Recap: The One Where Barb Basically Is a Doctor

Jenelle – We’re fresh off the showdown between David (‘the worst boyfriend she’s evvvah had!’) and Barb (the wind beneath our wings) and this time around Jenelle wants to try and pretend it never happened and she wants to talk to Barb because, you guessed it, she wants to see if she can have Jace for […]

Teen Mom 2 Recap: The One Where Barb is Ready to Rumble

Welcome back folks!  We had a nice little break while I was away and then MTV showed a repeat the second week, which made my heart squeal with delight. I missed you all and none of you all at the same time.  I jest.  Let’s get right into it… Jenelle – Just when you think […]

Teen Mom 2 Recap: Leah’s Flirting Style Symbolizes the End of Days

Welcome back my friends of Ye Old Teenage Mother!  Let’s recap our way to freedom… Jenelle –  Barb is such a barrel of laughs (and possible monkeys) in this episode.  She’s so young and carefree.  I wonder if she’s been contacted by Dancing With the Stars like I pray to Jesus Claus each and every […]

Teen Mom 2: Jenelle’s 6 Minute Old Relationship Just Moved In

Jenelle – Oh hi, Jenelle.  Apparently I missed an episode or a season because after dating David for what seems like the in-between-time during The Walking Dead seasons, Jenelle asks him to move in with her.  Might as well just suction cup out your Nuva-Ring and poke as many holes in the condoms as you […]

Teen Mom 2: The One Where a Human Beaver Raises Leah’s Kids, Y’all!

Well here we are again.  It seems like just 7 days ago we all together.  Oh wait.  Math is tough.  Anyway let’s just get right into it. Who fought?  Who lost their kids?  Who isn’t a teen anymore?  I’ll answer none of that and less. More:  35+ Designer Handbags to Die Over in 2016 Jenelle […]

Teen Mom 2: The One Where Leah Just Needs a Little Siesta

  Leah – Welcome back to the crossover episode where Intervention meets Hoarders, you know, mixed in with a little Judge Judy of sorts, y’all!  In case you were wondering if Leah’s kids were still hungry or thirsty from last episode…they are.  This week Ali Shamanty with the blond hair is hanging on the refrigerator […]

Teen Mom 2 Recap: Leah’s Kids are Already Over This Sh*t

Well, well, well.  Looks likes another season of Teen Mom 2 has snuck up on me.  I didn’t even know it was back until I looked down at my DVR at 10pm and saw the red light was on.  I was like, what?  And then saw it was DVR’ing (or ‘taping’ as I still like […]

Teen Mom 2 Season Finale: Can We Talk About Chasity?

Keep smiling, keep shining…knowing you can always count on my (oh for sure), ’cause that’s what friends are for.  I can’t believe it’s the end of another season of Teen Mom 2.  It seems like this season just started 19 months ago and now look at us!  We’re saying goodbye.  But before we go let’s […]