50+ Teen Mom 2 Recaps, Episode Guides and Constant Yelling from Barb

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Get all caught up on your favorite Teen Mom trash-bags like Jenelle, Leah (y'all!), Chelsea (her orange head) and Kail (minus her chin).

48 Things You Need To Know from the Teen Mom 2 Season Premiere

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Seems like the perfect night to live-tweet a little #TeenMom2. See you in 10! — IBBB (@ibbb) July 17, 2014 Welcome to the new season of #TeenMom2. There is no mathematical formula to know which baby Jenelle is on #TeenMom2 #MTV — IBBB (@ibbb) July 17, 2014 Take a shot of Pitocin if Nathan bleached [...]

Teen Mom 2 Season Finale Tweet Roundup

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It's weird Tweeting Teen Mom when the sun is still out. Sun's out guns out actually means "get your gun" for Leah & Jeremy, yall! #TeenMom2 — IBBB (@ibbb) April 13, 2014 I hope during this season finale we find out if Barb will start her bangs mid-scalp. #TeenMom2 #MTV — IBBB (@ibbb) April 13, [...]

Teen Mom 2 Recap: Please Tase Him, Bro!

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30 minutes until the #TeenMom2 Live Tweet! Go tell your garbage bag friends to follow me! #TeenMom2 #MTV — IBBB (@ibbb) April 9, 2014 Once again it's a proven fact that poor people love painting entire rooms dark blue #TeenMom2 #MTV — IBBB (@ibbb) April 9, 2014 Why bother painting when Suzi is most likely [...]

Teen Mom 2 Recap: Jenelle’s 8th Pregnancy In Under 5 Episodes (Drink!)

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Honeymooning in Philly for 2 days at the Ramada Inn is HOT! #TeenMom2 #MTV — IBBB (@ibbb) April 2, 2014 If Kail gives birth during the honeymoon will the motel charge her for two more occupants? #Math #TeenMom2 #MTV — IBBB (@ibbb) April 2, 2014 I just assumed it was twins. Maybe I was counting [...]

Teen Mom 2 Recap: Jenelle and Nathan are the Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin of Our Generation

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Kail wanted to not see Javi before the wedding b/c they're traditional. Just like showing up pregnant. It's in the Bible. #TeenMom2 #MTV — IBBB (@ibbb) March 26, 2014 Why is she nervous for the first kiss? Be worried you're going to start crowning mid-vows! #TeenMom2 #MTV — IBBB (@ibbb) March 26, 2014 I love [...]

Teen Mom 2 Recap: West Virginian Bacon Face Slaps

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I missed last weeks Teen Mom. Is everyone still absolute garbage or did something change? #TeenMom2 #MTV — IBBB (@ibbb) March 19, 2014 Mmmm an aquarium wedding! I love smelling penguin sh*t whilst reading vows #TeenMom2 #MTV — IBBB (@ibbb) March 19, 2014 Kail should have put her braces on her vagola to prevent pregnancy. [...]

Teen Mom 2 Recap/Tweetcap: The One Where Jenelle Got “More Classier”

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If you missed the Live-Tweet last night, shame on you. But, at least you can catch up here with some of what went down last night on Teen Mom 2! Join me at 10pm American Time, as I Live-Tweet #TeenMom2 . Because I love teenagers and I love mothers. Er, wait. — IBBB (@ibbb) March [...]

Teen Mom 2 Recap: Like Aborted Babies Through Jenelle, These are the Days of Our Lives

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If Janet doesn't appear in this episode rapping "Smack My Bitch Up" whilst booty popping in BUM Equipment shorts I quit life. #TeenMom2 #MTV — IBBB (@ibbb) February 26, 2014 Jace learned how to count by # of abortions…most likely. It's the new math. #TeenMom2 #MTV — IBBB (@ibbb) February 26, 2014 Why is the [...]

23 Ways I Feel About the Teen Mom Catch-Up Special as Told via Oprah Gifs

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As you know, MTV is showing a “catch up” special Sunday night at 8pm on our favorite Teen Moms and, of course, I’ll be Live Tweeting this epic event.  In the meantime, here’s how I feel about the entire thing…. 1.  How I originally thought I’d be spending my Sunday night 2.  When I found [...]

Teen Mom 2 Recap: Jenelle’s Future Baby Names

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Can’t wait to see chocolate cake stuck in Kail’s braces. #TeenMom2 @MTV — IBBB (@ibbb) February 19, 2014 Kail and Javi are officially homeowners…and I’m not. Thanks student loans! #TeenMom2 @MTV — IBBB (@ibbb) February 19, 2014   Wait. Do Kail and Javi have matching sleeve tattoos? Matching buzz-cuts next! (Suzi already has one) #TeenMom2 [...]