Good Morning Everyone! Vomit Now.

Posted by IBBB

For all that is good and holy in this world, why God, why? I figured since I stumbled across this absolute mess and actually lost total sight in my left eye (I will have to wear an eye-patch now) that you should be forced to lose at least partial eyesight too. Being blind won’t be so bad. You can technically qualify for one of those “seeing-eye ponies” and they seem kinda cool, right? Oh, and you get to carry a long stick and people will help you cross the street. It’s a real win-win situation.

Anyway, Steve Tyler was hanging out (literally) on the beach in Hawaii wearing, what I can only assume is the bikini bottoms of his girlfriend. While he does totally look like a woman there is proof that he is a man as his “man berries” are in full view as he climbs on his chick. Just for the record I threw up in my mouth 7 times while cutting and pasting these pictures.

Who Blinded Me and Why!?!