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Oh I’m Sorry. Is That Stephanie Pratt With “Red” from “Fraggle Rock?” You Guys See This Too, Right?

So Stephanie Pratt was taking a picture with Red from Fraggle Rock at Kitson in Los Angeles yesterday.  Well that’s a sentence that not only did I never think I would say, but I’m almost certain it’s also a sentence that has never been said by another living human being.  Red came out of retirement to help raise money for a Toy Drive to Benefit the LA Mission in California.  Since my Stephanie Pratt Christmas Song was such a hit with “the kids” let’s do another one with the theme song to Fraggle Rock.  And a 1, and a 2, and a 1, 2, 3, 4…

Puke the pounds away,
Steph can workout another day,
Drunk-driving’s not the way,
Meet “The Hills” cock block!

Lollipop Heads are “in” today,
Make sure you stash your meth away,
Let the Douche-Bags play,
They’re Brody, Frankie, Heidi, Spencer, Audrina, Enzo!

Throw the script away,
Move “The Hills” back to Monday,
Invite LC to come back to play,
Meet “The Hills” cock block!
Meet “The Hills” cock block!
Meet “The Hills” cock block!

How do I make that into a ringtone?  Anyterriblepeople, Steph Pratt wasn’t the only random chilling with Red.  Check out the pictorials below of others like:  Paris Hilton, Joey Lawrence, Carmen Electra, and the chick who played Becca Thacher on “Life Goes On.”

I Always Knew Santa Was a Drunk. I Just Never Knew He Suffered From Anorexiaitis

Here comes Drunky Claus,
Here comes Drunky Claus,
Right down Anorexia  Lane.
New nose and lips, and all her reindeer,
With Meth shooting out of her veins!
Sirens ringing, driving and drinking,
Stephie’s merry, but not bright,
So get your bail money and say your prayers,
‘Cause Drunky Claus comes tonight!

Here comes Drunky Claus,
Here comes Drunky Claus,
Right down Anorexia Lane.
She’s gotta bag that’s filled with meth,
For Heidi and Spencer again!
Bells are ringing, Enzo’s INS’ing,
The Hills is such a fright,
So jump in bed, Stephanie’s got a new head,
‘Cause Drunky Claus comes tonight!

So Apparently Stephanie Pratt Has Officially Morphed Into That Chick from Danity Kane

Well, it’s offical.  After buying a new face, which I will assume is taken from The Heidi Montag Facial Blueprint (new nose, new chin, new lips), dropping down to an anorexic-prize-fighter weight, grabbing a free DUI, and adding a little pink to her hair, Stephanie Pratt has officially morphed into that chick from Danity Kane.  I believe that chicks name was Syphilicious or something like that. 

Anydazed, Stephanie Pratt was all frozen face at the premiere of “Ninja Assassin” in sunny Los Angeles over the weekend.  Hopefully she’s taking copious notes on this assassin business so she can take out the entire “cast” of The Hills before the show ends.

She’s So Fine, There’s No Telling Where the Money Went

The lights are on, but you’re not home, you’re mind is not your own.  Might as well face it you’re addicted to love.  Kristin Cavallari, only missing her guitar and additional backup dancers, was all pissed-off looks while she attended the Us Weekly’s 2009 Hot Hollywood fiesta that took place in West Hollywood.  That’s California, my map says.  Other guests who attended that I deemed note-worthy and by “note-worthy” I, of course, mean “brain-rotting” were Whitney Port, Stephanie Pratt, and Joel McHale.  Obviously I tossed in Joel McHale as he is my career inspiration and his time on The Soup must be winding down.  Check out my lazy thumbnails below and see if you can figure who some of these headless pictures belong to.

Holly Montag’s Drunken Birthday Wish (According to Me)

Dear Birthday Jesus-Wish-Giver,

Hey.  It’s Holly. Woooooooo! I am so drunk Birthday Jesus-Wish-Giver.  So drunk.  What’d you say?  Whatdyousay? Whaaatdyousaaay?  It’s my birthday!!! What’dyousaaay? Stephanie stop tryin’ to interupt mybithdaywish with Birthday Jesus-Wish-Giver.  God Stephanie you’re so like this. I hate you.  Stephanie?  I totally love you, you’re like my burp…you’re like my…burp….my buurrrp….sister. No seriously I like (insert tears) love you, like a lot.  Why’s Stacie here?  Why’s Stacie here?  She’s such a bitch. Stacie I love you!  Let’s show our tounges to everyone.  Oh my God Stephanie you’re tongue is blue.  Your tongue is blue.  Yourtongueisblue. Did you blow a smurf? Ohmygod did you blowasmurf?  Stephanie who’s standing next to you?  Hey you.  Hey…you.  You.  Hey.  I said hey you.  Oh, hey Stacie whendyougethere?  Stacie your tongue is totally blue.  Is Stephanie’s?  What? My tongue is blue too?  Stephanie did you just say my tongue is blue too?  Whendyougethere Stephanie?  Stephanie you’re such a bitch. I love you.  Hey guys, you guys wanna stick out our tongues and give peace signs and shit?  Hey guys, you guys wanna stick out our tongues and give peace signs and shit? Hey guys, you guys wanna stick out our tongues and give peace signs and shit? Hey guys, you guys wanna stick out our tongues and give peace signs and shit?  Oh wait was I not saying that out loud?  Oh my God you guys I just said the same sentence like a thousand times in my head.

Anyway, Birthday Jesus-Wish-Giver are you still there?  Ok so here’s my birthday wish.  Here’s my birthday wish.  Heresmybirthday wish.  We’re all driving home tonight.  Let Stephanie be the one who gets pulled over, ok?  Thank you Birthday Jesus-Wish-Giver!

Wooo hoooo it’s my birthday!  It’smybirthdayyouguys.  Hey Stacie and Steph.  When did you guys get here?  Whendidyouguys get….here.  BURRRRRRRRRRRP.