More Mindless Stories on ‘sports’
Jun
18
18
Celtics are NBA Champions! I Helped.
Boston sports teams are on fire! Oh, and after the Celtics won the NBA finals last night I’m sure the Boston fans have set the city on actual fire. After not winning a championship since 1986, the Celtics humiliated the Lakers last night in game 6 of the NBA finals with a 131 – 92 win. Now I’m not great with “the math” but I’m pretty sure that’s like a 72 point difference or something. What was even better about the win was that the Celtics did it back home in front of an insanely loud crowd at the Boston Garden. I may have been watching in my apartment in NYC, but I truly believe that my viewership helped the Celts win it all. You’re welcome, Celtics.
Of course, Paul Pierce brought home the MVP trophy and in an interesting “numbers” situation, the Celtics won their 17th championship on the 17th of June and when you add 17 and 17 you get 34, which is Paul Pierce’s number. I assume Jesus was behind this. Thank you Jesus!
What a great time to be a Boston sports fan. Please hold all hate mail.
Jun
12
12
Congratuations David Ortiz!
David Ortiz (Big Papi), the Boston Red Sox designated hitter, was sworn in as a United States citizen yesterday at the JFK Library in my hometown of Boston. Congratulations, David. Now get your ass off to war! Oh, and see you at jury duty! Jun
09
09
Wicked Pissah Sully! Grab Me My Beeeah!
Better late then never. Who doesn’t love a good Red Sox brawl? Watching Coco Crisp charge the mound brings back memories of Pedro Martinez throwing down Don Zimmer. The Sox were playing the Devil Rays at Fenway when Shields aimed for Crisp while up at bat. If I were Shields, when Crisp started to run after me I would have immediately gone into “Crane Technique” position. It worked for Daniel LaRusso, so I assume it would have worked for me.
I love a good brawl. As a sidenote, Crisp was suspended for 7 games, Shields for 5. 8 players were also also fined for their role in the fight. Say what you want about the Red Sox, but it’s still fun to watch. Remember kids, fighting does in fact solve problems, makes you cool, and makes you fun to watch. So the next time someone on the playground hits you during dodge ball, definitely charge them. Just make sure one of your little buddies has their camera phone on them. Then upload it to YouTube. Thanks.
Jun
06
06
Celtics Get One Step Closer
If you’re a regular reader of IBBB you know that while I live in NYC I was born and raised in Boston (hold all comments) and have been kicking myself for not being there during its sports rebirth. Between the Red Sox, Patriots, and Celtics nothing makes me more homesick than feeling like the only Boston sports fan in a rival city. Anyway, people here usually hate when I post anything sports related so I figured I would just quickly share that in Game 1 of the NBA Finals, the Celtics smoked the Lakers 98-88. Like something out of a movie, Paul Pierce jacked up his knee and was basically wheelchair bound on the sides lines, but made it back into the game to score a couple of 3’s and push the Celtics towards the win.
Now, there were some celebrities at Game 1, such as Boston blower Mark Walberg, Bruce Willis with his 18 yr old girlfriend, James Taylor who sang the national anthem, and uh, that about raps it up.
Ba da ba ba ba, I’m lovin’ it!
Dec
30
30
New England Patriots 16-0 Perfect Record. Eat THAT Briget Moynahan!
Bridget Moynahan may have tried to curse the Patriots until the cows came home. She even got herself knocked up…probably as a way to mess with Tom Brady’s head. I’m sure the Colts paid her to do so. Regardless, it didn’t work, as last night my New England Patriots just finished a perfect season. Perfect, you know, kinda like how Jessica Alba was to me before she too got knocked up.
Anyway, I may live in New York now, but I was lucky enough to be able to watch the game in Boston last night. There’s nothing like watching your team make history in your home town. Here’s what went down:
- Pats became the first team to go 16-0 in the regular season (sidenote, Yankees suck)
- Tom Brady broke the record for the most touchdowns in the regular season (last night he passed Payton Manning).
- Randy Moss broke the record for the most touchdown receptions in a season with 23 (Jerry Rice held the record with 22).
- The Pats scored a record setting 589 points this season (they beat out the Vikings who had 556 back in 1998).
The Giants put up a good game, but in the end the Pats won 38-35 and now have 2 weeks off before the real games begin. Bridget Moynahan also has 2 weeks to perfect her next attempt at cursing the Patriots. Nice try Moynahan. Nice try.
