More Mindless Stories on ‘solange’
Jul
22
22
So I Guess Mrs. Knowles is Making Clothes for Solange Too?
Posted by IBBB
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The poor Knowles sisters don’t have fighting chance in hell when Mama Knowles makes these “outfits” for them. Solange Knowles was at the VH1 Summer of Soul Concert here in NYC the other day, which really got me to thinking….who in the hell is Solange Knowles, really? I know she’s the sister of Beyonce, but at any point was she in Destiny’s Child and more importantly why is she suffering from that Ali Lohan disease where it makes you look 47 when you’re really not that old? I’ll be right back.
I’m back. Ok, so I just found out that Solange Knowles actually has a CD coming out on August 26th. Are you ready for what it’s called? Ready? It’s called, “SoL-Angel & the Hadley Street Dreams.” Personally I thought it should have been called, “If My Sister Wasn’t Famous I Would Have Been Working Full Time at My Mom’s Salon….She’d Still Be Making My Clothes for Me, But I’d Be Working There.” It has a nice ring to it, doesn’t it?
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Nov
10
10
Beyonce and Solange: The Cameltoe Sisters
Beyonce and Solange where taking a moment yesterday to show off their cameltoe at a fashion shoot for Beyonce’s new clothing line from “House of Dereon,” or as like to now call it, “House of Cameltoe.” Really? Is that in fashion now because I know some people who were not only rocking the cameltoe for years, but the fuppa as well. I’d like to know where people plan on wearing these outfits. If you were a “fly girl” from In Living Color than I totally get it, but would you wear that to the office, to church, to run to the mall? I don’t think anyone at those places would necessarily be psyched to see your cameltoe so early in the morning. Can you order the “cameltoed” shorts in different sizes because I think Beyonce has on either an infants or like 6-12 months. Solange is in a toddler. Note to self Beyonce…if all the material pulls near the “crotchal region” you may, you may, need to go the next size up. At least do 12-24 months.
