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Snooki: From Duck Phone to Duck Hunt
Hold on to your “freakin’ poof” because Snooki from Jersey Shore stopped by the MTV Newsroom to catch up with some of the good folks over there (who will hopefully, for the love of God, hire me one day) and to play a little shootin’ game called “Big Buck Safari.” With big plastic gun in hand, Snooki tried to beat out Spencer Pratt’s high score by shooing animals as they appeared on screen. I’m sure it was a little difficult for her as seeing all the animals probably confused her into thinking it was fellow cast members getting their hair “did” for a night out at “da club.”
Snooki had a little trouble spelling her own name and just settled for “Sno” and then began shooting away. Toss in some F-bombs and “bitch” shout outs and you’ve got yourself a very entertaining 1 minute and 56 seconds of pure Snookivision.
My personal favorite is at the end when Snooki is told that her high score beat out Tokio Hotel and she responds by saying “Who’s that?” Awww Snooki Snooki!
Check out the recent photo of our beloved Snooki below blowing us a kiss at MTV the other day. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it yet again, “Snooki is the love child of Lil’ Kim and Danny Devito.” Quote me.
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Snooki on SNL (Saturday Night Live) Weekend Update
Past Jersey Shore Recaps
You knew it was only a matter of time before a skit about Snooki from Jersey Shore was to make its way onto Saturday Night Live Weekend Update. And who better to play Snooki than Bobby Moynihan?! We even get a guest appearance by Mike “The Situation” and his abs that seem to cover his entire body. What a treat for 11:55 at night.
I’m hoping, and by “hoping” I mean “starting a letter writing campaign” that future Jersey Shore skits will also consist of Jenny Slade playing JWoww ShamWow and Kristin Wiig as either Sammi SweatStains or Pauly D. Yes, I think she could play a man just as well.
Spoiler Alert: My favorite line from Snooki at the end is when she tells Seth that he can call her Garfield because she’s orange and likes lasagna. Brilliant.
As a side note, how I’m not a Jersey Shore consultant on SNL is beyond me. With all the Jersey Shore recaps I’ve done and additional mindless coverage you would think I’d be the perfect fit. Alas, I am trapped prisoner here at this blog.
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Past Jersey Shore Recaps
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Jersey Shore Cast Jaywalking on Leno = Early Christmas Gift from Jesus Claus
Is it normal that when Snooki, Grandpa Situation, and Pauly D from Jersey Shore were on Leno last night playing the Jaywalking game not only did I get a bunch of emails, but I also got text messages, including my dad telling me to immediately put on Leno to see this. Well, I think it’s normal. When you think of Jersey Shore you should think of IBBB. Such is life. Anywax, this clip was actually pretty entertaining and, once again, Snooki stole the spotlight. I won’t give anything away so you can enjoy it on your own, but all I have to say is that the Snooki punch may have actually done some good for her. Allegedly.
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Snooki Brings Her Myspace Poses to the Video Game Awards
Awwwwww Snooki, Snooki! I did it all for the Snooki, the Snooki, so you can take that BumpIt and stick it up your WAH, stick it up your WAH, stick it up your WAH! Well, those are the only two songs I can think of inserting Snooki’s name in for now. Anytruckerhats, Snooki (Nicole Polozzi), from Jersey Shore, graced us all with her signature Myspace poses on the red carpet during the Video Game Awards in LA the other day. These poses consist of “The Boob Push Out,” and “The Kissy Lips,” and my personal favorite, “The Boob Push Out with The Kissy Lips AND the Hand on Hip.” Seriously, if someone doesn’t take Snooki for a DNA test to prove that she’s the illegitimate daughter of Lil Kim and Danny Devito, I’ m going to take her on Judge Judy and force her to take the test myself. I mean, I have no vested interest, but as a citizen of The United States and/or Some of the Americas, I think it is my civic duty.
Check out some of the other Guido’s and Guidette’s at the Video Game Awards like Grandpa Situation, JWOW(Janky Wigs on Whitetrash Woman), and Pauly D. No word, yet, on where Sammi Sweetheart was, but all dumpsters in the local area are thoroughly being inspected.
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Snooki Punch Update: MTV Pulls Snooki Punch. So, Um, Erase it From Your Memory.
My hopefully future employer one day, E! News, has just reported that MTV has decided to pull the footage of Snooki getting socked in the face, allegedly, by gym teacher, Brad Ferro after receiving a ton of negative feedback from viewers, sponsors, Santa Christ, Jesus Claus, and Elian Gonzalez.
MTV issued a statement in which they said, “What happened to Snooki was a crime and obviously extremely disturbing. After hearing from our viewers, further consulting with experts on the issue of violence, and seeing how the video footage has been taken out of context not to show the severity of this act or resulting consequences, MTV has decided not to air Snooki being physically punched in the face.”
Well, there you have it. I guess I agree with them, but at the same time if we were forced to sit through 2 full seasons of “The Ashlee Simpson Show” back in 2004, surely Americans (sorry Canada) can handle this. Eh, either way sometimes it’s best to take the high road.
However, if it were up to me, I would just edit in the d-bag who hit her hitting a pop up clown instead of Snooki. See? There are ways around this.
What do you guys think about this? The right choice? Sponsor pressure? A Chrismtas miracle?
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