More Mindless Stories on ‘side-boob’
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Happy Rihanna SideBoob Friday! It’s kinda like Happy Harriet Carter Wednesday, but for degenerate skanks. You’re welcome. Anyway, Rihanna (insert tired umbrella joke here ___) was going right to skank in the recent issue of FHM magazine, but I believe it’s for the FHM in Germany. Hell it could be the Canadian edition….I have no idea and I don’t see color. How come in the last photo it looks like they photoshopped in Jennifer Love Hewitt’s ass onto Rihanna’s chest? Me gusta photoshop.
In other Rihanna news, have you ever wondered what songs she likes to work out to? I know, me either, but I’m going to tell you anyway because if I don’t then this post was just to show off a little Rihanna sideboob, assboob, and foreheadboob. Here is goes:
Party Like a Rockstar – Shop Boyz
Beautiful Girls – Sean Kingston
Wall to Wall – Chris Brown
Do It – TI
SOS – Rihanna
Break it Off – Rihanna
Umbrella – Rihanna
Shut Up and Drive – Rihanna
I’m not joking about the last 4. She actually said her own songs. Awesome. If I were to work out here are the songs I would want:
I Will Always Love You – Whitney Houston
I Will Always Love You – Dolly Parton
Ave Maria – Mormon Tabernacle Choir
Three Times a Lady – The Commodores
Ebony and Ivory – Stevie Wonder and Paul McCartney
Waiting For Tonight – Saint Jennifer Lopez de las Bronx
Those songs really get my heart rate going!
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Rihanna SideBoob Friday!
Sure Paris Hilton may be out of the slammer, but by now that’s old news. While the paparazzi were flashing their bulbs at Paris, somewhere across town Britney was flashing her “bulbs” at the paparazzi. It’s been a while since we’ve seen any celebrity sideboob so I’m glad that Britney has really stepped up to the plate.
Britney was in Beverly Hills at Jill Roberts store where apparently she didn’t see the paparazzi standing there watching her try on clothes or the large crowd that gathered around to watch Britney try on a bikini and jeans. Maybe she didn’t care. Maybe she’s one of those sick son-of-a-bitch perverts that gets off on having strangers watch her get undressed. You’re sick Britney, sick! That’s it, back to Promises for you. Do they take sex-perverts?
Sometimes when I’m rushed I forget to put on pants and just head to work like that. What? Life’s tough.
Lindsay No Pants did remember her pants, this time, but forgot her bra and forgot to button her shirt while she was leaving her hotel in NYC. Toss in a light breeze and Lindsay ends up flashing a little side-boob.
This should be fine to show on my site as they used to always show side-boob on NYPD Blue. Well, that was a 10pm, so perhaps come back tonight and click on the picture.
At first I thought the maybe Lindsay couldn’t afford a bra, but then I just read that Lindsay sold a condo that she never lived in and made $500K on the deal. That’s great! Sorry, that was fake. I could care less. Wait, unless Lindsay wants to give me some of that money? I’ll take $360,000 to never blog again. Start taking that can door to door and raise some money to stop me once and for all! Make checks payable to: Your Mother.