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Jul
28
28
Shia’s Truck is the Real Crime
By know you’ve heard of the Shia LaBeouf DUI accident from the other night. I say you heard about it before because it happened over the weekend while I was taking multiple naps and never blogged about it. Once I finally awoke from my sleep coma I saw pictures of Shia’s truck which is all banged up. Isn’t this the real crime? I mean, sure, driving drunk should never be done, unless you’re really really really concentrating. Ok fine, it should never be done. But this truck really is the crime. What multi-million dollar movie star drives a sea-foam green F150? No really, who? Oh and did I mention Shia’s a dude? Yeah, a dude driving the sea-foam express.
At 3:00 am Shia was allegedly driving three sheets to the wind when he cut off another car and the two collided. Both parties were taken to el hospital and Shia is supposedly having surgery performed on his left hand. Left hand? Just remember this, Shia. If the right side of the brain is controlled by the left side of the body then only left handed people are in their right mind. You’re welcome.
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Nov
05
05
Shia LaBeouf Arrested
Move over Britney, Lindsay, Paris, Nicole, Michelle Rodriguez, Kiefer Sutherland, Kid Rock, Da Brat, Mel Gibson, Nick Nolte, OJ Simpson (2007), and countless others because there’s fresh prison meet on the block. Shia LaBeouf was arrested on Sunday morning for allegedly being intoxicated and not wanting to leave a Walgreens in Chicago because, apparently, that’s illegal. The security guard has asked Shia to leave Walgreens around 2:30 am and when he wouldn’t leave the security guard detained him until the real police arrived and put him in cuffs. Wait a second. The security guard detained him? Aren’t they live Mall Parking Lot Police? You don’t have to listen to them do you? And where in Walgreens would you be detained, actually? Perhaps they lock you behind the photo lab? Perhaps they store you away in the pharmacy? Perhaps I’ll just use the word “perhaps.”
Regardless, the real police said that Shia was very “polite and courteous” and had posted bail before 7:30 AM. Too Shia Shia was charged with misdemeanor criminal trespassing along with 1 count of “who the hell wants to stay at a Walgreens?” He’ll be in court on Nov 28th. I’m not what the outcome will be, but I believe if found guilty Shia could face up to life in prison. Yeah, let’s go with that.
