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Shannen Doherty Makes Her Official Comeback. I Wonder If She’ll Bring Back "Laverne?"
The new 90210 starts on Sept 2. Mark your loser calendars. Mine’s circled twice.
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I Hate You Both! Never Talk To Me Again!
I have an idea on what the story line could be. How about, “Shannon Doherty hasn’t had real work in a while so this 90210 gig is about as good as it’s going to get for her.”
So far we have Tori Spelling and Jennie Garth back and, supposedly, Ian Ziering is trying to get involved as well. Again, my dream is that all the rest of the cast comes back and then they get rid of the new cast members and just have a 100% continuation of the original 90210. I’m still praying to my baby Jesus that Mrs. Teasley is going to return. Prayers, please, prayers.
Ok, back to my vacation.
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Lindsay Lohan Drives With Star Jones?
I don’t care what they say, rehab sounds like a blast. First off, you get all your meals cooked for you. Second, you get to not work. Third, you can work out all you want since there isn’t much else to do. Fourth, you clearly get to leave as much as you want. Tenth, you can your own personal driver. That’s what’s going on here where Lindsay had one of her Promises Rehab counselors drive her to her apartment. I’m not convinced that’s a Promises workers though. I’m almost positive that it’s Star Jones. Well, it’s either Star Jones or “BeetleJuice” from The Howard Stern Show.
In other “Lindsay Lohan Pity Party News,” Shannon Doherty is the latest celebrity to toss her name into the Lindsay Lohan publicity ring. Shannon tells People Magazine, “My heart goes out to all of them and I certainly hope that they keep their heads up and most importantly they keep their self-respect. When I went and got drunk at a bar when I was 12 years old, it was like the biggest deal in the world. And now these girls, that’s like a night at home for them. I don’t know why it’s acceptable, and now at my age I look at it and I’m like, ‘Oh, honey, don’t do that.’ It’s growing pains, right? Everybody’s got to grow up and make their own decisions. All those girls will learn something from the experience, and that’s all that matters.”
Thanks Shannon! It’s great to get your opinion on this matter. Also, bonus points for using the 80’s sitcom “Growing Pains” in your statement. Kirk Cameron would be proud.
