More Mindless Stories on ‘shannon doherty’
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…In Other News…
I may have to tune in to Dancing With the Stars from time to time now that Shannen Doherty, better known as Brenda Walsh, will be one of the contestants. I mean the thought of her doing a dance as her almost Emmy nominated character, Laverne, from the Peach Pit is almost too much for my tiny little brain to handle. I feel like she is going to constantly fight with Kate Gosselin, who will probably use her back spike hair as a weapon to cut Doherty, to which Shannen will of course say to Kate and her dance partner, “I hate you both. Never talk to me again.” I know this is a stretch, but it would be great is somehow Ray Pruit was in the crowd each week and they’ll just play clips in the background while Shannen dances of Ray throwing Donna down the stairs. Actually, I’m going to start a letter writing campaign to ABC now. In other news…
~ Britney’s New Mullet ~ CR
~ Katie Holmes Ready to Make Suri Jealous? ~ ABH
~ Aniston Could Have Seen This Every Day ~ LS
~ Dancing With the Stars Cast Announced ~ DListed
~ When Will the Bachelor and/or Bachelorette End? ~ EB
~ Jessie Simps in a Mask ~ DSF
~ Is Lohan Kissing Her Dad? ~ FB
~ Is That Minnie Mouse in Those Shoes? ~ Ayyyy
~ Guess Who Brushed Their Hair? ~ C|B
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I Hate You Both. Never Talk to Me Again!
I think Shannen Doherty should officially change her name to “I Hate You Both. Never Talk to Me Again.” Who’s with me?
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Don’t Drop a Deuce in Shannen Doherty’s Toilet
According to one of the most random articles I’ve ever read, Shannen Doherty is a huge germaphobe who doesn’t want you to use her bathroom if you plan on visiting her house. This doesn’t effect me as much as I typically hide in the bushes in front of Shannen’s house and go to the bathroom in those same bushes.
Shannen is so crazed over nobody using her own personal bathroom that she has four guest bathrooms scattered all around the Walsh house. When a friend of hers was caught using her personal bathroom she went in, grabbed him by the arm, and dragged him out mid piss. She’s a pleasure.
So folks, the moral of this pointless story is that if you are ever for some reason invited to Shannen Doherty’s house don’t ever use her bathroom. Ever. You totally know that Jim and Cindy Walsh are probably handcuffed to the toilet in that bathroom.
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Ian Ziering Says Stuff
Hold on to your 90210 ass because Ian Ziering has recently talked about his character not returning to the new 90210. Ian has recently said, “It’s not really where my career goals are focused right now. I’m really looking down the line pretty far and this might be a step backwards.”
Photos above are recent Brenda Walsh pics as she was heading into the Green Door club over the weekend. Perhaps the “green door” is actually a door to 1995 when those jean cut off shorts were cool to wear. I hate you both. Never talk to me again.
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Shannen Doherty….Because It’s Almost "Brenda Time!"
You know what’s boring? Shannen Doherty pre new 90210 walking into Beso to grab some food the other day. You know what’s not boring? Remembering some classic Brenda Walsh quotes in anticipation of her returning to the new 90210 on Sept 2nd. Here are some classics:
See you soon, Brenda. See you soon.
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