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Sex tape, get your free sex tape here. All you Hills fans out there you better prepare yourself because there may be a Steve Sanders
sex tape. I’d assume it will consist of blinding teeth and a white Santa Claus beard.
The National Enquirer has printed a story that claims the Steve Sanders is trying to sell footage of himself having “the sex” with some random Brazilian chicks a few years ago and now wants to go with the angle that it was “stolen” so he can make millions off of this.
However, Steve Sanders has spoken with Us Weekly, whom clearly blow The Hills, and claims there is not sex tape.
I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that Steve Sanders could have had a sex tape or the fact that now this sex tape has put a mental image in my brain of Steve Sanders and Heidi Montard having “the sex.” I picture lots of teeth marks, chins bumping, and awkward eye movement. Gross. I’d rather see Heidi’s mom try to have “the sex” with her horse. Forget it, that’s still the same as Heidi and Steve Sanders having “the sex.” I’m going to fix myself a bleach and Windex cocktail. Good day.
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Trends in Hollywood come in waves, or “trends” if you will. First people get married, later they become alcoholics, next they enter rehab, sometimes they become raging racists, and somewhere in between they “accidentally” have a homemade sex tape released. This is the case with Olivia Mojica from American Idol: Season Two.
You may be wondering who Olivia is. Yeah, me too, but thanks to the “Google” I got to learn about her all over again. I mean, if she has a filthy, raunchy, sex tape being released I think it’s really important to know who she is as a person so that we can all really connect to this film and her performance. Feel free to check out her smut filled video here.
According to TMZ
reps from Vivid (porn studio) are trying to get in touch with Olivia to have her help promote this video and share in the revenue. What do they mean they’re trying to get in touch with her? Why don’t they just call her using the number that she left them when she sent them this video? Strange.
So what else about Skanky McDroopy Britches? Here’s some interview questions that she answered while on Idol:
Q. What other talents do you have?
A. Piano, golf, acting, modeling, fashion design, shopping.
My Thoughts: Really? Are you sure there aren’t any other talents you have? Don’t hold back.
Q. If you don’t make it on AMERICAN IDOL, what will you do?
A. Go to college. Study music performance and music technology.
My Thoughts: Uh, sure. If all else fails though you can totally do homemade porn.
Q. Most embarrassing moment?
A. When I stick my foot in my mouth.
My Thoughts: No comment
Q. If you couldn’t sing, which talent would you most like to have?
A. To be able to dance or figure skate or be a really awesome artist, and I wish I could cook better.
My Thoughts: I’m sure you could update your answer now.
Q. What has been your proudest moment in life so far?
A. Being here and getting this far in the competition.
My Thoughts: Really? What about your video? Be proud of that. You know you’re parents are!